maeamian
maeamian
The one and only Goblin Queen
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I'm the Reverend Doctor Wrath, and this is some sort of a blog! Some folks seem to think I'm pretty neat, and I'm the best in the world at keeping staff paper in a camera shot. Follow for whatever I feel like reblogging, a lot of stuff in the tags, and the occasional fun with the english language. She or They series pronouns, mid 30s, located in California somewhere. Unless the tags say otherwise, anything is rebloggable if you want and the tags are always quotable. Header by Laurie Raye
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maeamian · 4 hours ago
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SHAPE HELL
Yup.
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maeamian · 8 hours ago
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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."
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maeamian · 9 hours ago
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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maeamian · 9 hours ago
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maeamian · 9 hours ago
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"I asked ChatGPT—"
Cool well I asked my cousin's seven-year-old and her response was to make a fart sound with her hands, so I guess we ultimately gained an equivalent amount of knowledge, huh.
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maeamian · 22 hours ago
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It's so Cuomover
I love you, New York City.
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maeamian · 24 hours ago
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I love you, New York City.
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maeamian · 1 day ago
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I'm bored, so it's time for temperature scale discourse. I have developed, thanks to three generations of scientific inquiry, the perfect and most correctest opinion on the topic which is this:
People have a pretty good intuition for the one they're raised with and can also be trained to have good intuition for other systems. The first and foremost thing people have an intuitive understanding for is if it's hot or cold or somewhere in between, they learn that significantly before they even know what a number is.
Especially with some practice, people can get a very good intuitive sense of linear scales, so if you then attach those two feelings to *any* numbers, tell people it represents hot and cold, and then give them practice with it, say by having them grow up in a society that constantly uses the specific numbers, they'll get a pretty good intuition for what the numbers translate to, temperature feeling-wise.
So really, there's not an objectively better system between C and F, it's just a question of which you're used to and if you wanted to spend a few years using the other you'd be used to that one enough to have about as good an intuition as you do for the one you're used to now.
Also Kelvin is the objectively best temperature unit system.
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maeamian · 2 days ago
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I'm bored, so it's time for temperature scale discourse. I have developed, thanks to three generations of scientific inquiry, the perfect and most correctest opinion on the topic which is this:
People have a pretty good intuition for the one they're raised with and can also be trained to have good intuition for other systems. The first and foremost thing people have an intuitive understanding for is if it's hot or cold or somewhere in between, they learn that significantly before they even know what a number is.
Especially with some practice, people can get a very good intuitive sense of linear scales, so if you then attach those two feelings to *any* numbers, tell people it represents hot and cold, and then give them practice with it, say by having them grow up in a society that constantly uses the specific numbers, they'll get a pretty good intuition for what the numbers translate to, temperature feeling-wise.
So really, there's not an objectively better system between C and F, it's just a question of which you're used to and if you wanted to spend a few years using the other you'd be used to that one enough to have about as good an intuition as you do for the one you're used to now.
Also Kelvin is the objectively best temperature unit system.
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maeamian · 2 days ago
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The US Supreme Court is fundamentally illegitimate if they cannot read the plain text of the constitution and make rulings consistent with it. There is no legitimacy of that court that does not derive from the constitution itself, and therefore if they are unwilling to abide by it that legitimacy is forfeit.
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maeamian · 2 days ago
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drawing people i see in the city (49/?) i found out only later that pokemon card packs don't actually have those serrated edges… i thought about fixing it, but i felt it was more interesting to document this lapse in my memory than to act like i got infallible recall
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maeamian · 3 days ago
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maeamian · 3 days ago
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What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You're sounding awful cleavable right now.
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maeamian · 3 days ago
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maeamian · 3 days ago
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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