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I still love flower crowns~

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Hang in there guardienne

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Caption: “So you’re in my Guard.”

BITCH YOU THOUGHT, STOP UNDERESTIMATING ME

I’m 5th time in your guard, i’m not even joking. I’ve decided what having 4 accounts wasn’t enough for me and got another one and HONESTLY i tried to get into Shadow guard but also answered more or less honestly, so i’m in his guard AGAIN (as all 4 other are in Obsidian too, it would be sad it wouldn’t be so funny and iconic. Like…i belong there. No escape. Only fighting, only hardcore)

You’ll even be proud of me in ep 14, just wait for it

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This girl is done™ with this shit

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I finished my tarot card! Here is Valkyon, as the Emperor! He looks good in red and gold…

This project was so fun if i have time and there are opening im totally going to try to do another one..

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I’m screaming, Valkyon literally went from “sorry to interrupt you”, to “wait, NO, I’M NOT SORRY AT ALL, GARDIENNE, I REALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU”.

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I feel like I was grounded

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“Will I see you?  I’ve got lost in foreign lands 

Tried to make it back,I hoped you understand.”

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Humans are funny. Every single generation they go "OH SHIT OH FUCK BREAKING NEWS. TEENAGERS ARE CLUELESS AND CONFUSED DUMBASSES WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GROW UP INTO ADULTS CAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY, WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED", and if someone points out that hold on, don't you have that panic every single generation, starting at latest at the dawn of agriculture, and it's always turned out to be false?

"YES BUT WHAT IF THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL FOR REAL."

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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Every macho dipshit talks abt how many people they'd kill to protect their family as though I'm supposed to be impressed. I can hear the glee in your voice dude you're ACHING for a chance to do this, you're giving up nothing in this situation. Tell me how many loads you'd take to protect your family

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sweet nothings

the full image is on my bluesky

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The thing that frustrates me about saying Orin has misogynist writing is that the reasons they state for it (she's sexy, her plot uses sexual abuse for the shock factor, she's treated as unpredictable, evil, eccentric, and less trustworthy than her peers because of her chaotic nature) are the same things Astarion's character is praised for. But his story is considered a revolutionary exploration of trauma, while her story is considered sexist schlock specifically because it's a woman going through all that.

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