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Ghost relaxing

Tip jar

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Reblog to have prev’s romantic f/o kiss them

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the real you isn’t as scared as you think

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Someone get me drunk so I can rant about how craftspeople were civilizations first engineers, and that modern society has done craftspeople such a disservice convincing them that they’re not smart or clever or capable and that they’re no match for ‘actual STEM people’.

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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When the task force find themselves in a safe house in the middle of Cuba for a recon mission, they all become bored.

The heat is unbearable. Everyone except Ghost have sunburns, although he’s a sweaty mess under that mask.

Naturally, Soap spends most of the time shirtless. It’s driving Simon fucking mad.

He can’t stop looking at his happy trail, the way the sweat makes his Mohawk cling to his skin, that fuckass tattoo of Charlie Brown on his lower back. Ghost has been through torture, seen his friends and family die and many unspeakable things, but nothing made him doubt his survival as much as this did.

“Gaz, tell my mum I love her” Johnny groans dramatically, stretching his back, revealing the waistband of his boxers. Ghost can’t breathe.

Gaz rolls his eyes and chucks a water bottle at the Scott.

Price walks into the room smoking an authentic Cuban cigar (one of the main reasons he even accepted the mission) and narrows his eyes at his boys. His gaze ends up landing on Ghost.

“Take the fucking mask off, lieutenant, or yer gonna pass out when we need you.”

Ghost doesn’t answer. Doesn’t tear his eyes away from Soap to look at the Captain, either. Even if he opened his mouth, a strangled sound would probably come out.

Gaz chucks another bottle, but at Simon this time.

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Was just reminded of one of my many queer awakenings, this one being Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe when they strut into dinner in Those Dresses™️. God they’re gorgeous.

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Reader who offhandedly mentioned they’ve never got off from fingers alone .. Price or Simon make it a challenge. Johnny isn’t allowed cum until he makes Reader come . Fingers only 👀

Uhhhmmm I hate to hijack your ask but I wanna take this opportunity to link an erotic audio I really like with CNC about cumming from penetration that I can totally see happening here…

Like imagine telling them that you’ve never gotten off on just penetration. That for a lot of vagina owners, it actually just isn’t possible to do so. And you’re so confident that you’re just not one of the ones that can do it… but they know better.

Cut to Johnny having you bent in half like a lawn chair, the slight upward curve of his cock making it perfect for practically punching that little velvety spot inside you. You’re shaking and almost sobbing but…

“Ye cannae be cummin’ from jus’ tha’, can ye? Said yerself— cannae get off just from this fat dick rearrangin’ yer guts, aye? So ah can keep goin’, jus’ like this—“

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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My followers know I hate talking about politics and current events, and generally refuse to do so, but this is important.

A bill has been introduced in the US that would make all pornography a federal crime. Owning it. Creating it. Distributing it.

Under this law, fanart of nude characters would be a federal crime.

Under this law, depictions of homosexuality or simply being transgender, would be considered pornography and a federal crime.

This bill is not going to pass.

However, the reason for this bill is to continue to push the "overton window". The reason for this bill is to make banning pornography seem more and more normal to everyone until they can actually do that.

And remember, they consider depictions of gay characters and transgenders characters "pornography" in any context, including platonic.

They have been working on this for a decade now and it has been working.

If you are one of the people in fandom who thinks that "nasty" porn on AO3 should be banned because it's "icky" or "immoral", then this mental scam is working on you.

Censorship is never about protecting people.

Censorship is always about control.

Do not let the rising moral panic affect your mind and make you weak to propaganda that lets others control you and control what you watch and read.

Do not fall for the scam.

When they say they are going to ban "pornography" it means they're going to ban anything they don't like by calling it "pornography" and they don't like you!!

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Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog

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Great point by the other Anon but can you imagine how angry Price would be if Simon "Ghost" Riley managed to get married? Especially if Simon never told anyone about his wife til he was married

Secret wife guy Ghost...

Honestly the idea of Ghost getting married never crossed Price's mind. The man doesn't talk about women, excuses himself from any conversation about family, there are no pictures on Ghost's desk, no photos on his phone or in his wallet, he doesn't take vacations, his only property is a shitty cabin up north, it's hard enough getting the mask off so the man will eat something, so how could he possibly get a wife? Besides, if Ghost got married surely Price would get an invite to the ceremony, right?

Which makes it so much worse when they're in the middle of the fucking desert, nearly a month overdue for extraction, and Ghost finally cracks, bouncing his leg like a hyperactive child and mumbling that he's going to miss his daughter's dance recital if they're here much longer.

The worst part is the length of time. Price asks how old the kid is and Ghost sniffs, "Be eleven in November." Over a fucking decade. This man has been hiding a kid for over a fucking decade. Even the sergeants seem surprised.

Impossible to pry any more information out of this man. He refuses to respond to any further questions, just shuts the fuck up. Nobody will ever know that you were high school sweethearts, or that this is actually your second child he's talking about.

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My last year of my Mechanical Engineering degree overlapped with the first boom of ChatGPT and I was taking a sustainability/environment course to finish up some of my non-degree requirements. I never minded taking this classes and thought it was important to yknow understand engineering in the context of multiple sectors and your dying world, but a majority of my peers HATED that we had to take these.

One day as a start of class exercise we were grouped in pairs to make a quick presentation (like 4 slides max) on the pros and cons of a different source of energy. My TA honestly didn’t give a fuck if we were right or wrong, just that we were talking and were participating.

My partner and I got pros and cons of coal, and we decided I’d take pros and he’d take cons to split up the very minimal work load. He then said “Alrighty lemme just get ChatGPT up…”

And I laughed. Cause I thought it was a joke. Because it does not take any significant amount of thinking effort to regurgitate the pros and cons of coal energy, we’re in the US for christs sake it’s all we ever talk about half the time.

So tell me why when I looked over at his screen he was ACTUALLY asking ChatGPT what he should write. I could feel my soul being crushed in real time.

What is the point of having a brain if you don’t use it? What is the point of paying for an education in both your time and money if you don’t actually take advantage of everything offered to you and maximize your understanding? What is the point of being a functioning member of society if you can’t even critically think about the sources of energy that your country chooses to invest in.

Ultimately, it’s always been my opinion that when you go to college for engineering you’re obviously learning stuff about your specific trade. But most importantly, you’re being taught how to problem solve. How to think critically, and methodically, and take a given problem and follow it diligently to its conclusion, and then execute the solution. How can you claim to be an engineer if you outsource that to the guess but don’t check machine?

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

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a quick break for a tired cowboy