god damn it tumblr I've been here for like, 4 days and now I'm queer
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.




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man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind
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the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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Cartoon Network Executives Break Silence On "Steven Universe" Cancellation: 'It Actually Was The Inconsistent Character Heights. It Drove Us Nuts and We Had To Put An End To It'
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Clark: y’all’d’ve’f’ld’ve but y’aint me.
Bruce: (rethinking his no killing rule)
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