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I JUST MADE THE SLUTTIEST BERNARDO GIF 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

(the quality is not rlly giving but y’all get the picture)

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idk why when i look at Enzo i don’t have any unholy toughts, only wholesome ones. I can clearly see the beauty, i mean HE S SO FINE (evn got a tattoo🥵) , polite, respectful and loyal, bby got it all so to say, but still, when i think of him i genuinely want to hug and comfort him cuz he s been thru so much and actually deserves all the love and happines (devs tought the exact opposite) 🥺🥺 ENZO POOKIE I WANNA GIVE U A FOREHEAD KISS SO BAD 😭😭

(i dunno how to explain it but he makes me wanna cuddle him instead of suck his dick which IS UNBELIEVABLE)

ENZOOO

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HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT

AND RESPECTFUL???

Luca Trapani my beloved, I'm sorry about what they did to you

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yass diva SERVE 💅🏻✨

Everybody else at this meeting: 🧍‍♂️

Luca:

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i just love when the devs gimme a man to make new slutty scenarios in my head (a threesome w Henry and him) 😘😘

if y’all heard loud slutty moaning sorry about that it was me 🩵

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THIS 🙏🏻😭

Mafia Fandom

People over here talking about "Mafia Old Country" coming out in August which is cool and all but...

Has anyone ever thought that perhaps one of the appearances of a character from before could be Henry Tomasino or his father?

Everyone says that it could be Leo Galante or Frank Coletti or Ennio Salieri, but what about Silvio Tomasino? I've only seen that theory uttered once, and Henry would have been a boy (or possibly not even born yet OOF -) depending on the exact year that this new game is set.

I'm guessing that the appearance might be significant enough to warrant the studio saying "hey someone from another game will make a reappearance".... so perhaps not but I just wondered.

It would be cool if we got see a young Henry...

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Helloooooo! Could I request some spicy 🌶️ being domestic with the boys? All of them M: DE, M2 & M3 - especially Lincoln, Paulie and Sam???

I need to see what these guys are like in a domestic setting.

Basically lots of cute fluffiness with some spice in it too - thanks in advance!!

ooooh okay this is a fun one 👀 as someone who loves domestic sides of things, i’m glad u do too, anon! let’s do itttt (🔞)

💭 what are the mafia boys like in a domestic setting ? (with 🌶️)

• 🥃 TOMMY ANGELO

tommy waited and waited for softness in his life. he thought love was something he’d have to give up to keep his soul intact, but then you happened. domestic tommy is such a m a n. wakes up early, brews your coffee, kisses the top of your head like it’s routine. he’s a creature of habit. sweeping the porch, fixing the leaky faucet, always making sure you’re warm, fed, and protected. very “old money softness” calls you sweetheart with that gruff, sleepy voice.

he’s not super talkative, but he shows up, remembers every detail. he’s always listening.you mention liking violets once? suddenly they’re growing by the windowsill. folds your laundry just right. brushes your hair behind your ear when you’re talking. reads the newspaper with one hand and keeps the other on your thigh. the house stays quiet like a church, like peace— and it’s all because of you. he’s a quiet lover. but he’s yours.

now. spice-wise… he’s not flashy. but he’s intense. he’s the type to sneak up behind you while you’re folding laundry, nuzzle into your neck and quietly murmur, “let me have you for a minute.” will lift you onto the kitchen counter like it’s nothing and take his time. so slow, so focused. missionary with intentions, eyes locked, whispering praises. he makes you feel like the most sacred thing on earth. husband behavior.

• 💣 PAULIE LOMBARDO

paulie secretly always wanted to settle down, but he never got the chance to— that is, until you came along. you already KNOW paulie domestic is messy but so real. “baby look!” every 5 minutes like a golden retriever. dumb apron with a naked lady on it. loud music playing while he tries to dance with you in the kitchen. he’d 100% build ikea furniture wrong on purpose just to get your attention. like, “baby come help me i’m strugglin’ here” (when really he just wants to watch you bend over) but he wants to be better for you. starts picking up groceries. tries to cook breakfast and ends up burning the eggs… but he’s doing it with no shirt on and a towel over his shoulder, so like… win-win?

you lounging on the couch? he’s on you. wrapped around you like a drunk, affectionate octopus. he’ll fall asleep with a hand up your shirt and a foot in your face. zero boundaries. and if you ever leave town for a few days? he turns into a mess. the house looks like a frat died in it. he’s waiting by the door when you get back like a dog. 💔

spicy side? he’s the type to smack your ass while you’re vacuuming. gets so handsy when you’re wearing comfy clothes like “damn, baby, you tryna kill me in those pajama pants??” sex with him is playful and messy, laughing in between kisses, tongue all over you, marking you up just ‘cause.

• 💋 SAM TRAPANI

hmm.. sam was never supposed to settle down. not really. he swore he liked his space, his whores, his whiskey neat and his women nameless. but there’s something about you. the way you fold your legs up on his couch, how you leave your perfume on his sheets, how you talk to him like he’s not this untouchable god. and it ruins him. slowly.

he fights domesticity like it’s a war. you’ll come over and he’s like “you’re not movin’ in, don’t get any ideas.” meanwhile he’s got a drawer for your clothes and keeps an extra toothbrush in the bathroom for you. his version of affection is slicing an apple for you without saying anything, pulling you behind him when something feels off, letting you cry on him even if he doesn’t know how to comfort you all that much.

and when it comes to the spice… oh he’s calculated. he’ll whisper exactly what he’s gonna do to you in that slow gravelly voice, brushing his fingers down your spine while you wash dishes. he’s got you laid out on silk sheets, tongue teasing, hands gripping your thighs like he’s savoring every inch. he’s the “let me take care of you” type; in the filthiest, most devoted way. allergic to emotions but obsessed with you.

• ☕️ VITO SCALETTA

domestic vito is luxury. fresh sheets, jazz playing, your legs tossed over his lap while he reads the paper. he keeps a fancy espresso machine right on the counter (that he uses multiple times a day) of course, he cooks surprisingly well. he’s always making food for the both of you, especially if you’re not that great of a cook. (bucatini, iykyk)

he’ll spoil you, even when he doesn’t have much. buys you perfume that matches your body chemistry. irons your clothes before work, kisses your hand while you’re talking. he doesn’t talk much about love, but he acts like it’s the only thing he believes in. if you fall asleep on the couch, he turns the TV down, tucks you in, and watches you for five minutes like you’re a miracle he’s still not sure he earned.

but oof… vito spicy? he’s sensual af. loves touching you all day. tracing fingers on your thighs while you clean, always holding your hand. he’s the kind to go down on you in the middle of the day while dinner’s halfway made. freaky but elegant. dirty talk in a low, effortless voice. slow strokes, eye contact. the kind of sex that ruins your week. you come out glowing and sore, wrapped in his silk robe, and he’s already making you a plate like “you need somethin’ else, doll?”

• ⚡️JOE BARBARO

like sam, joe also never expected to settle down. he was happy with his whorehouses, cheap liquor, and the broads he picked up off the street. but you gave him that chance at domesticity. domestic joe is chaotic good. he’s messy as hell but somehow the apartment still feels like home ‘cause of him. he drinks out the carton, leaves his socks on the floor, but he’ll still bring you home flowers from the corner stand like “thought you’d like ‘em.” he sings badly in the shower, buys you snacks you mentioned one time, and hogs the blanket but gives you his jacket. he’s a menace but he’s your menace.

joe would scrap with someone over you at the bar and then go “wasn’t even that serious” while icing his knuckles. he gets jealous but it’s endearing—all pouty and loud like, “you think that guy’s funnier than me?” you gotta constantly remind him he’s yours. and when you do? he melts. and honestly? he’d probably move you around like a doll. lays on top of you like a weighted blanket. throws you over his shoulder when you won’t get up.

now listen, sex with joe is rowdy. clothes half on, laughter between kisses, you two knocking into walls and tripping over furniture. he’s vocal, too. “fuck, i missed you,” even if you were gone for 3 hours. spiciness also plays into the “moves you around like. a doll” part. he’ll rock your shit then pass out on your chest like a baby. and the next morning? breakfast in bed, hangover and all.

• 💵 HENRY TOMASINO

henry grew up watching men like his father keep everything bottled. love, rage, pride, so he learned to do the same. but he shows care in other ways; he provides. he makes sure you never have to ask twice. new necklace? it’s already in your jewelry box. you like the wine at that restaurant? a case is in the kitchen by morning. it’s not flashy. it’s deliberate. the money’s clean enough now, and he uses it to soften the world around you.

he’s so elegant in private. gold cufflinks. silk pillowcases. everything smells like vetiver, old books, and italian leather. he orders you clothes in your size without needing to ask. he gets your shoes re-soled before you notice they’re scuffed. when he’s home, he pours your wine for you. pulls your chair out. reads by the window while you fall asleep with your head on his chest. he’s not emotional. but he’s loyal, devoted, dangerous when you’re hurt. you never feel alone when henry’s around. never unprotected. never unloved, even when he doesn’t say the word.

sex with henry is like getting worshipped in a five-star hotel. dim lights, slow hands, heavy breathing. he loves making you feel expensive, “you know how fuckin’ lucky I am?” while he’s got your legs spread and your wrists pinned. he bites when he kisses. pulls your panties to the side instead of taking them off. and afterward? he wraps you up in a robe that cost more than most people’s rent, presses a kiss to your temple, and says, “you hungry, darling? i’ll get somethin’ sent up.” real silent provider filth.

• ⛓️ LINCOLN CLAY

lincoln never thought he was worthy of love like yours. sure, he’d had a few things in the past. but they were just things. nothing more. he’d been taught roughness his entire life, and you show him how to be soft. lincoln is all muscle, grit, and danger on the outside, but at home? he’s gentle. he’s up before you every morning, making breakfast shirtless in sweats, humming under his breath with one hand on the pan and the other resting on your hip. he fixes EVERYTHING. leaky sink, busted car, your bad mood. he doesn’t talk much when he’s tired, but he still wraps an arm around you, presses his lips to the side of your head, and mumbles, “you good, baby?” because that’s what matters. that you’re good.

he’s a little clumsy with softness, doesn’t always know what to say, but god he makes up for it in the way he loves. he brings you flowers wrapped in brown paper. buys you snacks ‘cause “you like ‘em.” he’ll come home all tired and sweaty and still carries you to bed like you weigh nothing. watches you walk around in his shirts and gets quiet. he’s slow to trust, so when he loves, he lives in it. like it’s the first good thing that’s ever been his. and when he can finally bring out his teasing side with you, all false innocence and cocky smirks, goin “yes ma’am.” when you get serious? yeah, that’s lincoln.

and the sex? it’s earth-shattering. lincoln’s the type to fuck like he’s tryna memorize you. deep strokes, heavy hands, kissing you like he’s starved. he loves touching you, all day every day. pulling you in by your waist, your hips, sometimes not even just smacking but resting his hands on your ass, all to remind himself you’re his. he calls you baby, sweetheart, darlin’ in that low southern drawl. he’s slow until you beg, and then it’s ruthless. he’s a giant, the biggest hunk on this list, and he can lift you like nothing. bends you how he wants, keeps one hand on your stomach to feel every thrust. he’s a freak deep down.

• 🚬 JOHN DONOVAN

john donovan is unpredictable as hell. never really saw himself locked in with a person, ever. he’s the kind of guy who brings you coffee and shows you some grenade he stole like they’re both equally romantic. he’s reckless and unfiltered and sharp as a whip. conspiracy boards in the guest room, but he still makes you pancakes shaped like dicks. he randomly brings you a rose he definitely yanked from someone’s garden. unpredictable but fiercely loyal. he’s got this lowkey sweetness too. like he’ll joke about war crimes but also notices when you’re out of lip balm. “you like cherry, right? took this off a girl in saigon. i think she survived.” 😭

domestically? chaotic neutral. doesn’t clean but somehow knows exactly where everything is. chain smoker, but when he’s around you he makes an effort to turn and blow away from you. always walks around half-naked, usually with a gun somewhere on his person. but he’s weirdly thoughtful. brings you gifts that don’t make sense until you’re like “wait… this is actually perfect.” and he always smells like smoke and sweat and expensive cologne— so annoying but so him.

sex with donovan? demonic. he’s playful, cocky, and smart-mouthed as hell. bringing his fuckin gadgets into the bedroom. talks shit the whole time just to get a rise outta you. “this what you called me over for, sweetheart? couldn’t handle it by yourself?” knows exactly how to make you moan and then mocks you for it. “damn, you’re loud. neighbors are gonna think i’m killing you.” but don’t get it twisted, he’s crazy about you. if anyone else even looks too long, he’s cracking jokes with a glint in his eye that says he’ll commit a felony for you. and the second you whimper his name like you need him? oh he’s locked in, no more jokes, just pure obsession.

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aaand this was a LONG one. but i hope yall liked it <3

so i’m thinking— maybe headcanon posts like these every wednesday/every other wednesday and i’ll do the ao3 oneshots every friday? along with releasing other requests or passion projects out of spontaneity. i think that sounds good.

anyway i hope yall liked this and lmk if there’s any other characters you’d like to see me add?🤔 these are just the main ones i think of when i think of the mafia boys, yknow? i just love them all hehehe

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@oneicedteaplz much obliged queen !!🫡❤️

Rules : Tag 10 people you want to get to know better .

Last song : House of Balloons by The Weeknd🖤

Last movie : Hurry up Tomorrow (my XO ass had to watch it 🫡🫡)

Last book : All the Broken Places by John Boyne

Last TV show : Tulsa King (y’all don’t come for me, i rlly love a good Sly Stallone action movie, and it was exactly that)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy : savory

Relationship status : BYE 😭

Last thing I googled : The Weeknd Europe Tour 2026 (i fr am delusional 🥹)

Looking forward to : Mafia the Old Country 😍😍😍

Current obsession(s) : Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Henry Tomasino 🥵😍 (i’m rlly constant and loyal to my fixations)

since i barely post on here, i don’t rlly know that many ppl, but imma name the ones that i dunno but wanna have a chat w (in no particular order) : @los-sanchos , @rathenrys , @dropped-the-soap , @anzasa-mafia , @lazybastardsstuff , @clarina04 , @humblevox (i know that ain’t 10 🥹)

Thanks for the tag @witchy-capri <33

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Last song: ...Baby One More Time by the goddess herself Britney Spears

Last movie: Rush (2013) It's about rivalry in F1, good movie but it's more fun watching it with fujoshi lenses XD

Last book: Reading Making Money by Terry Pratchett but it's on hold due to obtaining um... this silly ecchi novel "I'm the Strongest Zombie in this World, but I Can't Beat This Girl!" XD

Last TV show: Ranma 1/2, the Netflix version (genderfluidity on another level!!!)

Sweet/savory/spicy: ALLLLLLLLL!!!!

Relationship status: In a committed relationship :)

Last thing I googled: "exploring synonym" I write sometimes ':D

Looking forward to: Seeing my gf again <3333333333

Current obsession(s): Yakuza has infected every part of my brain I am unwell I am having time of my live I have never expected to be so much into something I know so little about help

Tagging: @vectorofsins @eeriefeelingsat3amuwu @athenaspetsnek @sparkly-trashfire @the-second-visitor @just-a-gender-fluid-puddle @fuck-the-gender @no-soul-no-sleep @ohlooh @ctiren (no pressure :))

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Perfect.

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Not an ask but - YOU AND YOUR PAGE ARE ✨DIVINE✨

THANK U SM 😭❤️❤️

(lets forget the fact that i barely post here or on insta bcs of uni 🥹)

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very cutsey, very demure 🥰🥰

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THIS OMG 😍😍😍😍

Father Figure; Vito Scaletta, Henry Tomasino, Joe Barbaro

I always imagine how they look if they ever got a chance to have or to be with their kids. I miiight romanticized it a bit hehe. Took sooo long on finishing this (blame myself), and i hope y'all like it!!

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HEAR ME OUT🗣️🗣️🗣️

since it finally snowed in my country (after 2 yrs), (and i feel like yapping) i can t stop thinking abt how the devs literally decided to give Henry ABSOLUTELY NO COAT, NO HAT, NO NTH, during the winter chapters!!😡

like yeah i get it during ch3 and ch4 we only see him inside Fredi’s so we can asume that he hanged his coat and posible hat somewhere on a hanging rack, like Joe (who’s only seen wearing a shirt) but in ch5 he’s fkn outside in, lemme quote Joe real quick : “the coldest winter on record”, wearing nothing over his suit!!! MY MAN IS FREEZING FFS, HE FROM SICILY WHERE DURING WINTER THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS AROUND 8 CELSIUS DEGREES !! devs I’ll forever be mad at you for sending my man to freeze his balls off while taking care of his contract!!!😡

for Vito u can choose to dress him in a suit with an overcoat (which during the first chapters i always do cuz I can’t let bby boi Vito catch a cold🥰)

Joe has a full on winter outfit with a thick coat, scarf and a cap (he secure af against the winter weather) 🫡

and Henry doesn’t have shit 😭

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since it finally snowed in my country (after 2 yrs), (and i feel like yapping) i can t stop thinking abt how the devs literally decided to give Henry ABSOLUTELY NO COAT, NO HAT, NO NTH, during the winter chapters!!😡

like yeah i get it during ch3 and ch4 we only see him inside Fredi’s so we can asume that he hanged his coat and posible hat somewhere on a hanging rack, like Joe (who’s only seen wearing a shirt) but in ch5 he’s fkn outside in, lemme quote Joe real quick : “the coldest winter on record”, wearing nothing over his suit!!! MY MAN IS FREEZING FFS, HE FROM SICILY WHERE DURING WINTER THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS AROUND 8 CELSIUS DEGREES !! devs I’ll forever be mad at you for sending my man to freeze his balls off while taking care of his contract!!!😡

for Vito u can choose to dress him in a suit with an overcoat (which during the first chapters i always do cuz I can’t let bby boi Vito catch a cold🥰)

Joe has a full on winter outfit with a thick coat, scarf and a cap (he secure af against the winter weather) 🫡

and Henry doesn’t have shit 😭

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y’all know how obsessed i am w him 🥰🥰🥰

THAT SHOULD BE ME GETTING DOWN THERE

THAT SHOULD BE ME

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🤧🤧🤧

blueberries in his eyes dude

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＂I swear my loyalty to this Family. My flesh must burn like this Saint if I do not keep my oath. ＂