mafiaw0rker

[mafiaw0rker]

Hello, Made Man.

It's quite a pleasure to meet you.

My name isn't important, but what I have to offer just might be.

My services, in exchange for a few hits.

I'm a tracker. I get the list of those in debt, and I find them. Fast. Easy.

I already have a few on my list of connections, if you wish to confirm my legitimacy.

Of course, you don't have to accept. I understand you may have your own schedule.

Stay safe out there.

--[@depthstracking]

(//ooc hi!! i've been stalking this blog and imagine my surprise when I see you pop back up lmao uh. this whole thing is just me mentioning you when I send asks to other blogs/siccing the mafia on people. Uh. if you're ok with it ofc lmao you don't have to respond to this!! Have a good day regardless!!)

'Pleasure to meet you too.'

ELP ILL BE GLADD!! honestly ive been dead for so long on this blog

[mafiaw0rker]

Apologize to the people giving me ask i havent gotten some in so long i completely forgot abt this account

[mafiaw0rker]

Hi.. ooc rq! Just wanted to show my art.. also uhhuhh please give me asks.. if u can hehe... i have another roleplay account that is xigeris!

Xigeris

Right here !! Ayways.. heres my dreamgame oc, should i mae a account for him too?

[mafiaw0rker]

Hippity hoppity I sold your kidney

-kidney seller

DUDE GIVE HIS KIDNEY BACK U THIEF

[mafiaw0rker]

bug be upon ye

Wooo comic!!

[mafiaw0rker]

meow

Ive been procrastinating, also i havent got ask ina while gulp!!! Helloo mafia bros

[mafiaw0rker]

...):

Puts a kitty on his head, gives him a rabbit and a literal rub of ice cream before leaving

-anon who splashed water onto you and played patricake are you balled ass head

[mafiaw0rker]

'That's actually adorable'

Erm!! Erm!! Hi!!

Heads or tails :3

~ Clone anon

'Humm.,'

[mademan thought for a bit]

'Heads'

[mafiaw0rker]

Erm!! Erm!! Hi!!

Heads or tails :3

~ Clone anon

'Humm.,'

[mademan thought for a bit]

'Heads'

[mafiaw0rker]

grrrrrrr >:(

Runs to the nearest sink, gets his hand wet, sprays water onto you

-that anon that played patty cake on your balled ass head

'...'

[mafiaw0rker]

HI HI I GOT EVERYTHING DON'T ASK HOW AND DON'T QUESTION IT am I no longer in debt-

*drops a bag in front of you that smells weird*

...WRONG BAG

*switches it out for one full of studs*

Am I free now??? *blinking rapidly at you*

Ignore the stuff on my hands it has absolutely nothing to do with how i got these studs mhm uh huh

~ Clone anon

'That was.. Suprisingly fast, i guess you're free to go?'

[He stares suspiciously at clone, before ignoring it completely and grabbing said bag]

[mafiaw0rker]

Made man,,,,,, I think i might be in debt,,,,, BUT!! I got enough to pay back two thirds of it!!!! Can I get some more time,,,,,

*Drops five entire bags of studs at his feet*

Pretty please,,,,,, I even have this chocolate cake I made for you,,,,,,,,,,

~ Clone Anon

'Tempting.. but no excuses, pay up full or face the consequences'

[mafiaw0rker]

What's your favorite pizza toppings?

'Pineapple'

[mafiaw0rker]

*kicks down the [i am not allowed to say swear words] door- holy <Anon> how did you do that-*

< Mafia men detected. Jokes aside! I'm not a robot :P >

< Have this guy who has been in debt for a looongg timmeee~♪♫♬!! Buh- bye :3 >

*throws the guy at Made man and poofs out like a cartoon character*

'What huh??'

[Mademan stares.. Completely flabbergasted]

'...'

[mafiaw0rker]

Fuck I mean for custody over you not custody over you

'Huh... Do You think I'm some kind of child'

'No thank you'

[Mademan let out a sigh]

Hahahaha..

[mafiaw0rker]

Plays patty cake on your vald ass head

[Made man slaps your hands off]

'Stop that,'

[mafiaw0rker]

my name is CHURRETS!!!!!! hey there fella! Hopefully you won't mind I'm currently indebt right now. BUH BYE!!!!!

-c

'I see one of them'

'You're not as safe as you think you are.'