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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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Im choosing to interpret Noelle Deltarune calling her goth look "grimdark" and her having a "green puppet dog wallpaper" on her computer as her being a homestuck. Lesbian awakening through Vriska and Rose as is proper. Toby Fox I see you

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You don’t spend 8 years with TWO nanasprites and not pick up some baking skills

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God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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my friend and roommate was in inpatient treatment for a year and ended up being the only person allowed to play Mario Kart because everyone else would say slurs. this is karkat and cuno

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Since Spades Slick was alive long enough for Alternia to have gone from desert to thriving Night City (he built the city after all) ir doesn't make sense for WV to have died of old age as the Mayor of Earth 3

I think he was murdered

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If the Epilogues/HS2 teams wanted to canonize Jade's dog dick because she was fused with Bec, they should've canonized every other sprite-fusion consequence just so they can see how ridiculous the idea was. If we took the sprite = biology throughline like the epilogues did, this is what we'd end up with:

Jade is so heavily radioactive that she poisoned every mortal she ever got nasty with.

Aradia is part frog, can get pregnant, and lays frogspawn.

Davesprite has a cloaca and lays eggs.

Davepetasprite^2 has troll-human junk. Still lays eggs.

Nannasprite has a Suspicious Plushie Pouch.

Jasprosesprite^2 has whatever deal cats and horrorterrors have. So does GCATavrosprite, minus the horrorterror.

This is why we have to be careful which extracurriculars a sprite inherits from its components. Now because of Jade inheriting a dog dick, suddenly everyone has cursed animal junk and has body functions associated with said cursed animal junk.

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people don’t talk about kissmessitude anymore. because of woke

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Lil Hal is the greatest character in all of homestuck. His absence is what caused all of beyond canon's problems. Bring back Hal 2025

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Still cant get over the fact that troll Jesus was voiced by Deku

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meu kr i...

Meukri.....

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hey chica, did you know in another version of your world, to “cull” someone means to kill them?

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(Shakes fan by the shoulders) ( with gritted teeth) they can be BISEXUAL they can be BISEXUAL they have DATED PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX BEFORE you dont need to erase that to ship them with whiteboy of the month SHE WASN'T HIS UNINTRESTED LESBIAN BEST FRIEND WHO'S SNARKY AND FED UP WITH HIS GAY SHENANIGANS THEY WERE DATING HE CAN BE BISEXUAL. SHE CAN BE BISEXUAL. SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE BISEXUAL.

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Rqst for an old friend from Karezi server :-] ♥️

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Hi there. I'd like to put it here. YES right in 2025 exactly. Thanks byeee.