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Oh yeah I’m back on tumblr after about 3 years, you two can thank @strange-aeons for that

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I read this in Donald Trump’s voice

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This might be an ad for Gnome Depot

A pixie took me on a journey to visit all the places a world record has been broken at. We were joined by Ant and Dec, as gnomes.

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I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this

when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

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In theory, the person who gave Freddy Mercury AIDS was ironically the ‘Killer Queen’

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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reblog this, i wanna see what happens

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tumblrs bots censor pictures with a lot of skin tones as it recognizes them as female-aligned nipples so the best way to post not safe for Waluigi would be to change the skintones to something more neutral, more gray, more h

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i think that… approximately 100% of the time, parents, teachers, etc… have this misconception that neurodivergent kids & teens don’t know anything about how to handle their neurodivergence.

for years, i suffered through people making suggestions of things that were things i had done, and either weren’t worth the effort or they actually made things worse. i told them this, and if i was still having any issues with the same problem they’d say something about “well if you’re not gonna listen to any suggestions…” when I did. they’re the one who didn’t listen when i told them that doesn’t work for me. They assume that because I didn’t try it in front of them (which is often impossible), I never tried it. I tried doing my homework as soon as I got home. I tried doing my homework at the table, I tried working where I was comfortable. I tried listening to music, I tried working in silence. I tried using a planner, I tried setting reminders on my phone, I tried. I tell people that I have executive functioning issues and they say that I have to work on it like I haven’t been doing that as long as I’ve had to do things and it’s so much better than it was before. I’m as able as I am now because I’ve spent 18 years working on it.

One of my friends has ADHD, and at one point when her grades dropped her parents took her phone, despite her telling them that the only way she can focus on her homework is to listen to music, for which she needs her phone.

I was in a study hall with another friend, who also has ADHD. Sometimes, they would be able to focus and do their work. Others, they would end up being entirely unable to and would do other stuff. The “instructional support” person would start bothering them about it, insist that they try. As if they hadn’t already done so.

I am tired of watching people assume that neurodivergent people aren’t trying, or we haven’t tried. We’re always trying.

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if y'all chucklefucks do to delta rune what you did to undertale i’ll fucking murder you

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reblog this if you think harry james potter is literally anything other than a straight white man

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talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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what kind of food

"food that you eat"

“What are we eating for dinner?”

“Food”

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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tag yourself im james

marauders as things my friend has said

james: i feel like it’s too early on in the friendship to start making bee movie references 

remus: so, i threw a pebble at him. i know that sounds lame, but believe me, it was a big fucking pebble. it made me feel very powerful

sirius: moving into a new house is stressful. you never know who could’ve wiped their arse on these curtains

peter: that crumb has more worth than i do

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