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Immortals who get together to shoot each other and it's like a wine tasting.

Talking about the dry fruity notes of getting shot by a 9mm compared to the full body of .45 ACP.

They've got limited seats for the cannons and rocket launchers so get your ticket now.

There's a speech by The Mound Builder (with PowerPoint) talking about the time she got shot with a High Explosive Anti Tank (HEAT) round. The event had to book the bigger room to have enough seats for that one. Lotta yearning in that audience, and a bunch of questions that basically boil down to "how can I do this too?"

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Normal people: hey man how's it going

Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet

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not on testosterone or estrogen, but a secret third thing (soulbound gem)

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everhood is a game about the worlds worst polycule moving out of their shitty house. send post

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Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

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im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

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Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

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Sorry just need some space here to play with my emojis

🦕 playing dinosau

🛖playing hut

🦣 playing mammoth

🎂 playing birthday cake

🌵playing cactus

🐩 playing poodle

🍄playing mushroom

🌋 playing volcano

🫎 playing moose

🐗playing boar

🐖playing pig

🖼️ playing picture

🦃 playing turkey

🐛 playing caterpillar

🍯 playingy honey pot

🛶 playing canoe

🪅 playing viva pinata

🎃 playing jackolantern

🦠 playing with germ

🎳 playing ball and pins

🧽 playing sponge

⚗️ playing alembic

🩻 playing xray

🪜playing ladder

🧲 playing magnet

📐 playing angle

🏺playing pot

⚰️playing vampire coffin

💣playing bombs

🚬playing cigarette

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I have a favorite mage

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do you think I could req a green mage board with foresty themes… been thinking abt them lately. But if you wanna spice things up a bit I won’t stop ya ;3

green mage [everhood] with forest themes [with some glow in the dark dice and lightning on the house :3] requested by my dearest friend @hunterontheedge HAIII ^_^

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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INTRODUCTORY

Hello! Welcome to the mageposting blog! It'll be mostly filled with reblogs, tagged appropriately with the corresponding poster.

This blog has only one mod ( @hunterontheedge )! That's me, and because this is my blog, these are my rules. That said, this is a personal interpretation of the Everhood mages posting things. It's not supposed to be tied to canon in any way. I'm so cringe and free in fact I'm putting Violet in here. I love my OCs. Okay? Good. Now here's a tag directory!

-> #ooc posts ~ Me posting out of character. I may even add flavor text in parentheses (like this) because I might have my own commentary.

-> #smile for the camera! ~ I'm an artist. I draw things. I will be drawing funny things and posting them.

-> #Greenposting ~ Green Mage adjacent post.

-> #Brownposting ~ Brown Mage adjacent post.

-> #Violetposting ~ Violet Mage adjacent post.

-> #Purpleposting ~ Purple Mage adjacent post.

-> #Forestfireposting ~ Vi/Green posts.

-> #Bookburnerposting ~ Vi/Brown posts.

-> #Fairytaleposting ~ Green/Brown posts.

-> #Bonfireposting ~ Vi/Green/Brown posts.

-> #Midnight Mail ~ This one's for asks! Because I love to do those :)

Aaaannnnd thats all I think! It says in the description but I won't be tagging these posts with unreality-- at least not consistently enough-- for it to be safe. So please please please view at your own discretion. Thank you!!! And thank you for swinging by midnight town... the nicest place around!