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@gluttonygirls You’ll wake up one day to see your hair turning red and getting fat- … getting fatter.

Gee, thanks.

...I wouldn't oppose it if someone wrote a fic where I twin TF into Ishmael. (She's the thin one while I'm the blobby one, of course.)

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@betainthebeta In MY defense, I associate Ishmael more with Melly than with… Ishmael herself so

Man, I can't wait for Beta to get to her actual Canto and then spam my DMs going "MELLY WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT".

...Can't wait for Beta to get the eventual Sloshmael costume and then go "Yeah Melly would do this".

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Wh—hey, fuck you, man! You can call Ishmael a landblubber all you want, but I didn't even have any stake in this!

(This is the part where Ishmael herself descends from the heavens to donk me on the head and call me a moron for besmirching her name by using her visage as a lake-spanning lardpile.)

Beta has finally started Limbus Company. It's amusing because I still haven't played it—I remain in the midst of Library of Ruina, you see—but I hope she enjoys it.

...Now I just hope she can fight off associating Ishmael with a continental blobby Melly by the time she actually gets to her Canto. (Something something "haha looks like there're two Pallid Whales now".)

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@pudgy-planets I’ve gotta start limbus myself tbh..,

You and me both. I'm just stubborn and refuse to move on until I've finished Library of Ruina. I think I'm getting close to the end, but we'll get there when we get there.

@gluttonygirls It is weird that in the prologue that Ishmael crushes someone with her ass but it was a cool moment. I just felt that the twenty minutes of in game time to get her to stand up again was gratuitous

You joke, but literally one of the first things she said to me upon starting the game was posting a picture of Ishmael and going "THAT'S MY MUTUAL".

...and then said she was glad she installed the mod that didn't make her a two-ton blob.

It seems that it will be difficult for me to escape my association with red-headed seafarers between Ishmael and Uta.

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Beta has finally started Limbus Company. It's amusing because I still haven't played it—I remain in the midst of Library of Ruina, you see—but I hope she enjoys it.

...Now I just hope she can fight off associating Ishmael with a continental blobby Melly by the time she actually gets to her Canto. (Something something "haha looks like there're two Pallid Whales now".)

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Lumine is gawking in genuine shock.

"Paimon told you, Lumine! This is what will happen if you continue on the path you are now! Look at you! You're a piggy!"

"...N-No way. That's never going to be me. Ever..."

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Related to Krab's uptick in Danganronpa posting, did you know that someone made a Touhou crossover with it a while ago? It's called Super Duper Gensokyo Level Dangan Ronpa. It never finished, but it got about up to Chapter 2's Daily Life story-wise.

...However, I don't need to see the rest of the series. I think it SUCKS. I THINK THAT IT SUCKS BECAUSE I'M PISSED OFF AT THE FIRST CULPRIT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YUUGI HOSHIGUMA'S THE FIRST BLACKENED? FUCK YOU. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I WON'T ALLOW IT. THE FACT THAT SHE KILLED AYA TOO JUST PISSES ME RIGHT OFF. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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It's time to be a hero, Melly.

There are 80 gallons between her and freedom.

Be her knight in very, very soft armor-

(When you put it that what, what else am I supposed to do but save her? Clearly, there's no reason a fine maiden like her should be forced to drink such a fattening concoction! I'll do whatever it takes to make sure my darling is safe!)

(...)

(This is pretty good, actually.)

(I'll try and feel around for Himiko so I know where she is, at least. I kinda wish the cream was flavoured at least a little bit. Something like, I dunno, banana pudding would've been nice.)

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Clearly, there's an issue. She draws in so much mana, so much energy, that she weakens the structural integrity of the stage beneath her. That's the only reason she plummets down with a yelp.

Right into that vat of whipped cream she was saving for another act-

(...It is far too late when Melly remembers the stagehands saying that the trapdoor can't handle someone of Himiko's raw magical prowess. There is only one thing that he can do in a situation like this!)

("HANG ON, HIMIKO! I'M COMING!")

(...Diving in with her! Because. Er. That's clearly the ideal solution in a situation like this, you see. What, did you think a rope was gonna pull her out? Get real.)

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But she keeps dropping her wand, and she tries to bend down and grab it, but she's too fat to reach. Her stomach just slaps the ground and prevents her from leaning any further, so she just has to shuffle and belch and huff to get at it...

...

All in the bunnysuit she wore for the show-

(DYING PIGEON NOISES INTENSIFY)

(Melly did convince Himiko that wearing special clothes/"armour" worked to boost her MP cast rate, but she saw him play Xenoblade Chronicles X and noticed that the bunnysuits were some of the best armour of the game and her mind just went on from there.)

(Melly himself, for the most part, is beside himself with glee. He would help her pick up the wand, but... well... he's not exactly in a position to be bending over himself considering he's wearing the exact same thing.)

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She leans against the counter to her magic show, huffing and groaning. Her belly splits apart her jacket, so fat and huge that it hangs down against her shins.

She's put on 300lbs from this show alone, but she did manage to do it.

Make a ten tier cake "disappear".

"Wow! What a lovely day! I should check my inbox and see what my good friend Krab sent me, I'm sure it'll be good—"

"..."

Melly is currently making dying pigeon noises as he's reading this.

(As the assistant to Himiko, Melly got the best seat in the house and is also entitled to giving her belly rubs to try and make her "mana absorption" (digestion) process at least a little bit easier.)

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so. much. belly. 😳

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"VTubers? Yeah, I think they're alright. I watch streamers for the games more than the people, but generally I think the designs are quite good, yes—"

"...Aaaahhh. AAAAAHHHH. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—"

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Initial min thoughts: generally sick as fuck, glad to see you in here, love your writing already so I just felt mostly elated

D-Does my reputation really precede me that much...? I'm sincerely glad that you think so fondly of my writing, I just tend to forget that people think that I'm as good as the people I used to admire as well... Thank you very much for the compliment...

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"Y'all got any fat girls?"

"...We have hype moments and aura."

"..."

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Initial mun thoughts were pretty impressive as is. A really skilled writer who I grew to respect more and more as I found more of their works and ideas. Might be overly corny, but they’re a bit of an inspiration, and I’m happy I’m close enough to even just chat some with him or do some goofy RP shenanigans

I appreciate the sentiment a lot. I am always blessed with how many people like my ideas enough to support them, and you are no different in that regard. Thank you very much for the high praise. It means a lot to me.

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bunny girls are the best fantasy race and you can’t argue this fact