broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you
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Growing up with your starters
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw
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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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I miss my girlfriend
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Leaving my night job dancing at the Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood to go to my dayjob, also in West Hollywood, where I am part of the only news team that doesn't know WHAT'S on the teleprompter before they read it, and anyone who laughs or breaks loses points
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fellow mr. beast haters and skeptics...they all doubted us but we knew.
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human
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they should make an even newer 3ds
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Two lesbians. Kissing (with tongue)
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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
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