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Literally that old barbie and ken meme except theyre Both ken

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this gets into serious dark terroritory but if there’s one person vader would trust to bring padme back (wrong) it has to be palpatine, right

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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

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brevity no longer the soul of wit

it’s now been replaced by talking forever and ever without saying much of anything at all

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I am like. extremely entertained by Sabrina Carpenter's growing catalog of songs about shacking up with men who she does not respect or even like and seems frankly embarrassed to be affiliated with at all. some kind of fascinating studies in heterosexuality happening there.

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The freak outs people had abt Sabrina’s album cover really had me thinking this one was gonna be a lot more explicit than short n sweet, but it’s actually wayy tamer lmao. I don’t think she even mentioned her breeding kink once! And she had a whole song about it last time!

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This one off line from tbg haunts me like crazy im not even kidding. What do you mean until you’ve studied at the gray towers?? Like it’s a foregone conclusion that you’re going to go to Hesperia after the war??? Between the motive of getting knowledge from the Hesperians + his crisis abt whether they were actually superior to the Nikara + him having way more moral reservations abt Rin’s actions than Venka, I honestly think it’s wayy more likely that he was the spy and Venka was innocent

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me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

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HE’S TAKING MY TEABAG

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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

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another big parallel between rin and kitay is that they both thought they were so above sacrificing their principles for love. rin hated mai’rinnen tearza for killing herself and surrendering because she loved the red emperor. kitay desperately tried to be morally right even in the toughest circumstances and judged those who weren’t. but in the end they both betrayed their principles for each other. kitay couldn’t do the morally right thing and deprive rin of her power because he loved her too much. for someone who was so proud of his moral high ground, he was so loyal to her that he was ready to let her destroy the world. and even though she swore she would never be so weak to surrender and let her people be conquered, the mere thought of hurting kitay to reach her goal stopped her. it was her love for him that made her surrender. and they both kind of became the things they hated the most.

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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

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