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Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.
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when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

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the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up
look at that
layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit
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thinkin about the time i forgot my sunhat while i was teaching a canoeing class and my boss just stuck a giant lily pad on my head and it dried into shape and worked perfectly as a sun hat and i used it for days
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*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*
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me: I don’t have enough time me: *stares at the carpet for 5 straight minutes thinking about how I don’t have enough time*
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How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about
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