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Sometimes her arms bend back

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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

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Searched “firebomb a walmart” on twitter to find the original and they’re still trying to find a comeback for it. Dozens of attempts daily since the day it was posted

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me going to bed tonight

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

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Hideaki Anno Greatest Hits:

anno listing “tom and jerry” as one of his top ten anime, unironically

when he admitted to forgetting rei existed not even halfway through the making of evangelion

“i feel like star trek is american imperialism itself”

when anno’s highly anticipated australia visit had to be cancelled because he fell down a tokyo escalator during rush hour and cracked his forehead

“we have to put a little repulsive things in our works, especially for the children. it’s like poison: we need to give it to kids little by little to establish an immunity, so they’ll grow up with the ability and mental strength to resist”

when he called an american fan a “fool” for spending textbook money on anime

“i don’t listen to the beatles”

when he accused disney of casual fascism for “portraying nazis as fashionable”

“disney is simply not capable of handling the wide range of stories we see in japanese anime”

when he compared animation to “masturbation shows”

when he justified his veganism not for political or religious reasons, but because he has “no interest in ordinary life, including eating”

“when i first met anno in college, the first thing he told me was how he knew every line in space battleship yamato, except for the first episode, and the reason he didn’t know every line in the first episode was because he didn’t record it, and the reason he didn’t record it was because he didn’t know if the series would turn out any good”

“i dislike western civilization. i don’t place much trust in western civilization”

“i have an attachment towards deformity. i can’t love something if it’s not broken somewhere”

“maybe i have multiple personality disorder. i don’t even understand myself”

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me at a seder, not actually drunk at all, talking to the most beautiful man I've laid eyes on: ok so if we're theoretically talking about idea of a multiverse, then that means there's a universe in which it wasnt a plague of frogs but a plague of guinea pigs. I dont know how that would be scary maybe pharoah doesnt like chunky rodents. he seems like the type of little bitch to not like guinea pigs. anyway, if we kissed as friends i wouldn't be mad, just saying

him, staring in utter bewilderment: ?????

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when autism

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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did you know george costanza is a killer in criminal minds

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"In a historic “first-of-its-kind” agreement the government of British Colombia has acknowledged the aboriginal ownership of 200 islands off the west coast of Canada.

The owners are the Haida nation, and rather than the Canadian government giving something to a First Nation, the agreement admits that the “Xhaaidlagha Gwaayaai” or the “islands at the end of world,” always belonged to them, a subtle yet powerful difference in the wording of First Nations negotiating.

BC Premier David Eby called the treaty “long overdue” and once signed, will clear the way for half a million hectares (1.3 million acres) of land to be managed by the Haida.

Postal service, shipping lanes, school and community services, private property rights, and local government jurisdiction, will all be unaffected by the agreement, which will essentially outline that the Haida decide what to do with the 200 or so islands and islets.

“We could be facing each other in a courtroom, we could have been fighting each other for years and years, but we chose a different path,” said Minister of Indigenous Relations of BC, Murray Rankin at the signing ceremony, who added that it took creativity and courage to “create a better world for our children.”

Indeed, making the agreement outside the courts of the formal treaty process reflects a vastly different way of negotiating than has been the norm for Canada.

“This agreement won’t only raise all boats here on Haida Gwaii – increase opportunity and prosperity for the Haida people and for the whole community and for the whole province – but it will also be an example and another way for nations – not just in British Columbia, but right across Canada – to have their title recognized,” said Eby.

In other words, by deciding this outside court, Eby and the province of BC hope to set a new standard for how such land title agreements are struck."

-via Good News Network, April 18, 2024

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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking