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What can I say? I'm used to playing nanny. You obviously have some brains.

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Funny what magic can do. Just watch your back. Not that you need it I suppose.

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Hello, Spirit of Intellect.

What do you want? If you're looking for Dresden he's not here. He's too busy being Mab's little toy soldier.

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YESPERFECT!

Source: xxtayce on deviantart.

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Bob rolled his eyelights. “It’s a semidivine immortal, Harry. It doesn’t procreate. It has no need to recombine DNA. That means that gender simply doesn’t apply. That’s something only you meat sacks worry about.” “Then why is it that you stare at naked girls every chance you get,” I said, “but not naked men?” “It’s an aesthetic choice,” Bob said loftily. “As a gender, women exist on a plane far beyond men when it comes to the artistic appreciation of external beauty.” “And they have boobs,” I said. “And they have boobs!” Bob agreed with a leer.

This exchange brought to you by Bob the Skull and Harry Dresden from Turn Coat, by Jim Butcher. Which is awesome and you should read ALL of The Dresden Files.  (via calamitoustidings)

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From Welcome to the Jungle #2

Classic Bob

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Bob the Skull’s favorite daily quote

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Epic Sex

“The are no words.  It was like The Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine.”

  - Bob the Skull while describing the good old days in the Faerie Realms

From Ghost Story by Jim Butcher

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Oh really? I like you. I mention that?

-Suddenly her face lit up with a grin- Now that sounds like a challenge.

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"Harry?" Bob asked. "Are your feet wet? And can you see the pyramids?"

I blinked. "What?"

"Earth to Dresden," Bob said. "You are standing knee-deep in de Nile."

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‘Holy shit,’ I breathed. ‘Hellhounds.’ ‘Harry,’ Michael said sternly. ‘You know I hate it when you swear.’ ‘You’re right. Sorry. Holy Shit,’ I breathed. ‘Heckhounds.’

Grave Peril by Jim Butcher (via davers)

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*That earned her a raised eyebrow* Spirit sweetheart, remember? Can't touch even if I wanted to. See? *He sticks his arm through a nearby table as if it wasn't even there. Really it was more of the opposite* However...if I had a vessel.....

-Well, now they’re both in the naughty-thoughts territory. Hers shows in the flush of her cheeks though- …Now that is a shame.

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Harry: Toot. Can you read?

Toot: Sure! I can read 'pizza' and 'exit' and 'chocolate'!

Harry: All three, huh?

Toot: Absolutely.

Harry: You're a scholar and a gentleman.

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((Bob....Bob stop. No Bob don't. No making deals with demons))

It never ends well....you know this...think past Lash's boobs....Hard I know but you can do it....

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*Still looking very smug* Sorry, sweetheart. There's nothing to be done.

-Well, now they’re both in the naughty-thoughts territory. Hers shows in the flush of her cheeks though- …Now that is a shame.

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tellurianwitch replied to your post: ((OOC:))

[ “Or he could put them on mine.” OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE.]

(("Would if I could" BOB!!! GO BACK TO THE SKULL AND PLAY ON YOUR XBOX OR SOMETHING))