magicandmayhcm

[magicandmayhcm]

it is basically all set up except for getting the fandom muse pages done, so if you wanna you can go follow me over at mischiefxmanagcd. i’ll be transferring everything over there and archiving this blog.

[magicandmayhcm]

it is basically all set up except for getting the fandom muse pages done, so if you wanna you can go follow me over at mischiefxmanagcd. i’ll be transferring everything over there and archiving this blog.

[magicandmayhcm]

Now that my queue is officially empty here I will exclusively be writing over there.

it is basically all set up except for getting the fandom muse pages done, so if you wanna you can go follow me over at mischiefxmanagcd. i’ll be transferring everything over there and archiving this blog.

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex and it’s not attractive now.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?” 

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“How do you forget?” 

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Grow up.”

[magicandmayhcm]

it is basically all set up except for getting the fandom muse pages done, so if you wanna you can go follow me over at mischiefxmanagcd. i’ll be transferring everything over there and archiving this blog.

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Put. Those. Cookies. Down.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | kelly

“You are a toad.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“But stars come out at night.”

[magicandmayhcm]

@storieswrittcn​ | for kelly

“Do you hate me so much you would do this?”