22, Trainee Teacher based in Portsmouth, UK. Expect a general mishmash of things I like, often based around small colourful cardboard rectangles.
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current lunch time experience
aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat
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being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/
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This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.
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Kroger trying to market succulents to their local lesbian empath (me).
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Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”
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“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”


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me: *leaves my room to go get water*
the personnel containing me at the scp foundation site:

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