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current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

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Y'all 💀

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being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

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You fools Hogaak can be cast from the banlist.

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This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

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Kroger trying to market succulents to their local lesbian empath (me).

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Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

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“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

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sips tweets are best tweets

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Metal

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BRO WHAT….

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me: *leaves my room to go get water*

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