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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

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Made some silly alignment charts :)) wdyt?

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tell me in the tags the shoes you wear most often because why not

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please welcome: Brood X!

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“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

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i worked hard on these

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you know how it is with the desert mines

based on this meme:

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Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

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Frog.

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me