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dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

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i think we need to stop focusing on telling little girls they need to be “empowered” & instead teach them about chaotic mirth, hijinks, & becoming complete rascals

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the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

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The insanity!

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you know what really grinds my gears ?

a nigga will have JUST THE RIGHT STROKE & you’re feeling that you’re about to reach your peak but AS SOON AS YOU SAY “ just like that “ or “ i’m about to cum “ they go into this whole fuckin’ beastly type of fucking like that’s going to make you cum any harder . like NIGGA I just TOLD YOU what the fuck I expect of you . now I gotta rub one out while you’re in the bathroom 🙄

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[Image Description: Tag reading “assault of a popsicle”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A potential solution to global warming

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Queens

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why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

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my top 20 tv ships of all time #10. jim and pam - t h e  o f f i c e “when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that.”

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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I aspire to be this calm in a crisis

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going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby