magicmarkereater

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IN BED WITH KORN!!!!

Metal Hammer August of 1998 scans

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i need to rpf out

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one day i'll have to learn that life isn't all about taking shots, crushing beers, hitting the beer bong, wearing togas, doing panty raids, pranking the dean etc... but not today...

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My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk

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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

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When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

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undersea animals when a whale dies

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sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

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alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

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no more commentary on the south from people who have only ever lived in california or new york or washington or vermont or where the fuck ever up and over there. Society has progressed past the need for this

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Getting high or drunk is kind of like trusting the universe an having this romance with god where u say I’m gonna get really fucked up right now and hopefully the stars will protect me and there won’t b a crisis or something that requires me to be sober essentially

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'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

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I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

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without girl tummy we would be nothing. without girl tummy we would be sooo fucked.