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Would you eat a chair if it's edible

//ooc but I like how your blog looks like! :D

Hard question, Anon. It is a chair but you can eat it...

Well, since chair is edible, ideally you grab chair and start to cut in small pieces, since chair is difficult to eat. Then, when you cut chair to fairly-sized pieces, share with everyone and бабушка too!

But I prefer eating other food like piroshki over chair... （ ߹し߹ ）

OOC: i'm glad you like how the blog looks like! i tried my best to make my blog look aesthetically pleasing to make the experience well... more pleasing!

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〘　　OOC　　。　Important!

The middle of Siberia is lonely... I'd like to hear everyone's voices...

...Which is why I ask for more interaction! I just got out of a slump/hiatus from my blogs, so don't be afraid, shoot an ask any time and I'll reply when I can. RP blogs, feel free to message me here if you'd like my blog's participation in a ship or RP arc with other people, anything's allowed as long as it doesn't rely on something heavily NSFW since mun is a minor.

tsk tsk! would love to interact with a ukraine blog!

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You cannot. Impossible.

On EVERYONE'S soul I will get a partner someday.

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I doubt that, little Latvia. (^し^)

On EVERYONE'S soul I will get a partner someday.

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хм! One of people in the back look like me, except strange!

I just discovered this poster that's apparently from 2009? It looks so outdated and so.. brightly colored?

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Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

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opinions on George orwell

You see, my opinion on Orwell is well... negative. I don't like him very much and I not recommend much. Why do you ask? You try to make me doubt? Why is that?

Kolkolkol...

Slowly takes out the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain...

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COCAINE

Oh no, in Russia we have no such thing. Find expert for it. Maybe Gilbert knows more?（ ´し`）?!

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The raspberry cake Belarus gifted me was very tasty. I think I will finish by today.（ ^し^ ）

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Oh, then I eat it all after dinner, will eat now! (´し` ᐡ)

Raspberry cake... for you

- @g-rlanachronism

...Hm? Oh, Belarus! Unexpected, how kind of you, спасибо! (^し^)

We eat it together, да?

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Hey, Ванечка, я из России и ты должен знать, что ты лучший! We love you :3

Aww, спасибо большое!! I love my dear Russian friends too! You are the best! I hope your pillow sides is comfy to sleep on! (^し^ ♡︎)!!

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Raspberry cake... for you

- @g-rlanachronism

...Hm? Oh, Belarus! Unexpected, how kind of you, спасибо! (^し^)

We eat it together, да?

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Views on Belarus ?

Because I'm scared of my safety, no. I will NOT be telling you my views on Belarus because she's scary, and will make sure it takes an entire team to identify my body! 🥰

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HAPPY NEW YEAR RUSSIA!!!! ENJOY YOUR 2025!!!!

Спасибо! Happy new year, dear friend! A new year to toast to vodka! And a new year for people to become better friends! (ᵔしᵔ⸝⸝)

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Will you continue to be like this? Or would you like me to see your face when your impulses get the worst of you? What do you say, Prussia? Hm, друг? (^ し ^)

so which country would you like to sacrifice to the void

Prussia and Poland.

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Нет, my friend! You think a petty threat make me scared? I know your location. With only my hands I can incapacitate you. (OしO)

Don't be so mean, try harder to become better friend! Things will get the best out of you and you'll get pounded to dust ( ╹し╹ )

so which country would you like to sacrifice to the void

Prussia and Poland.