Meghan Professional Meme, Self Nominated DJ, and Mom FriendDick Grayson Stan Insta & Twitter: Mmagicss
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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My sister gave me a TERRIBLE hair cut right before graduation and instead of everyone just acknowledging she fucked my shit up and I look bad in all my photos everyone keeps trying to be like me “oh you look fine” even though I HVAE FUCKING EYES THAT CAN SEE THIS SHIT ISNFUCKED.
#meghan's mumblings#but no one can just acknowledge I got fucked over it’s always about everyone else and never me so what fucking ever
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I don’t get why things can never just be about me. It’s always about what everyone else wants. My own graduation is about everyone else and I’m fucking sick of it. It’s always like this. I hate this family I hate my life.
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"Foxes Are Completely Trustworthy" literally spells out FACT btw. and that's because it is one.
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A job is a stupid, meaningless thing. You should be focusing more on having gay sex
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Images from the No Kings protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025:
Minnesota:
Chicago:
San Diego:
Dallas:
Seattle:
San Francisco:
Philadelphia:
Los Angeles:
(source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5, source 6, source 7, source 8, source 9)
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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you can post literally anything anywhere and some harry potter fan will appear and be like OMG this is just like flerky parsons #maraudersera 😍😍 and half the time flerky parsons is like, a race purist who was mentioned in the books maybe twice offhand and never had a single line of dialogue or a physical description
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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