magna-libera-germania

[magna-libera-germania]

Son I am disappointed in you.

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

[magna-libera-germania]

Ever heard of family planning?

What's that?

[magna-libera-germania]

Yes I can

And I can blow it to smithereens if I wanted to.

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

[magna-libera-germania]

No it's not?

Gilbert you are making up words, no. this is not 'boomer' behavior whatever you call it.

Stop this nonsense now or I'm taking your phone away.

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

[magna-libera-germania]

Well....

@ask-the-awesome-prussian

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

[magna-libera-germania]

How? What is?

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

[magna-libera-germania]

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

[magna-libera-germania]

Well my son taught me that word! Do not criticize me, grandson.

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

[magna-libera-germania]

Your grandpa has well... actually what do you kids call it these days

rizz?

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

[magna-libera-germania]

Now what has gotten into you? You’ve been consuming too much misinformation.

You know the church spews that out more and people take everything they say as fact. I dont want my son to end up like that.

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Well if you think about it all the Germanics have light hair, except for him. So he doesn't look related to me at all.

Also, you're born from soil? I don't think anything I digest would.. affect that.

See you were born with albanism, Mein Junge.

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

No it's fine, you're still my son.

Well... say that to Austria. He looks nothing like me either.

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Oh no, you’re still my son dear

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Well uh....

You were born, you know DIFFERENT compared to my other children.

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Be a good kid and tell Ludwig to grow out his hair too will you?

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Okay, now keep that. Don't cut it

I need my kids to look like me.

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link

[magna-libera-germania]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.