27 now / my snake is my literal child / american midwest
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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Waow it looks like the Iron Dome is actually dogshit if it’s exposed to more than a day of rocket attacks. Looks like Israel is not a safe place for Jews after all. Looks like we should all RETVRN to the true homeland— the beautiful Skokie Illinois.
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guy who invented western musical notation: so we're going 12 tones to an octave, named after letters of the alphabet. me: got it. A to L. inventor guy: that's not what i said
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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon
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guy after using a teleporter for the first time: oh god, i am... i am a completly different person, created ex nihilo, i am not the guy who stepped into the teleporter, i feel different now, i have a new understanding of myself, more femmenine, maybe ill transition...? operator of the machine: ma'am, this works by way of worm holes
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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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MEN!
you have to wear this and nothing else

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