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Four, three, two, fuck you Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons (Four, three, two, Fuck you) I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy) Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

[Verse 2] Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Chorus] I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness (whistle) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge] Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out for you All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

[Chorus] Terezi says I smell... Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow~!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail So delicious (eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy) T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!? Fuck this shit, I quit!

tried listening to Karkalicious. died of confusion 30 seconds jn

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I love alternate accounts *explodes for another 7 months*

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this is the error in question !

please reblog after voting! i would like to know if this is an actual thing

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IT IZZZZZZ

redraw of that one ink drawringggg

you guys tell me what he’s sayin idk what corny ahh line he used this time 💀

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We do poll.

Should IIII

PLS REBLOG SO PEOPLE SEE THIS- this account is uhhhhhh old and was very unused for a long time so I feel like I'm shadow banned and hardly get views soo yeah-

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our little muse (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞

Creator ink!sans: @comyet

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ZHUT UP

Happy birthday:) how old are you now?

uhhhh

i will no longer be violating discords TOS by way of age

thats all yout getting

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ITZ ALZO MY BIRTHDAY

YAYYY

Happy birthday:) how old are you now?

uhhhh

i will no longer be violating discords TOS by way of age

thats all yout getting

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hey fingerz arent zuppozed to bend like that are they

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How. Juzt, How.

@magpie-yellows mind if i like. took your tumblr. to make more blogs. you know. i made too many.

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@magpie-yellows mind if i like. took your tumblr. to make more blogs. you know. i made too many.

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oh yeah you cant get online with our pc unplugged :((( im sorry Cherry!!!!!!!!

why did you rezet my pazzword did you really forget my pazzword gem

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pleaze excuze me while i go and zend thiz to everyone ever

you are not wrong i muzt zay

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you are not wrong i muzt zay

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Old Journey fanart I still love dearly. :D

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where are all my wordz full of S'z i arent uzing enough zs

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I AM far too hyper. i ate a whole pineapple :P

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU?

Hello! I’m good wbu?