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FUCK. The whole just....fucking shit! Of it all overtaking her in the moment, before trying to just...trying to...looking into Archer’s eyes, her expression softening a bit as she takes him in with that damn lopsided grin...damn cute, giving him a soft little nod, feeling like...yeah, maybe they did got thi-shit...feeling the wet, ughughugh feeling as Archer’s question answers itself even as she just...tries to do the breathing shit...deep breaths...deep breaths...shittttt...

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Parker moves to look down at her phone to see what Archer had sent her now that the kids were finally down for their naps, a little smile curling on her lips at the picture, fuck, was that cute, and Archer looked so happy...really glad that they had the time to just spend together this weekend but also...a flit of a devious smile moving along her lips as she hooks arms with Ana Bananaaaa... “Let’s get dinner started and we can talk about how things are going with...Reagan...?” She offers out, beginning innocuously enough before a little curiously devious half-smile slides upwards on her lips as she floats out the last part, the Name, as she makes her way into the kitchen, her perfectly sculpted brow raising just So as she meets Ana’s gaze, waiting for her answer...

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Parker lightly swirls the straw around in her glass of sparkling water as she listens to Wilson recount...a...story of a vacation that he and Miles had gone on? She furrows her brow a bit, not sure if that was Right, realizing she had been kind of zoning out a bit, trying to refocus in on the story once again, until...she hears the door open, her heart rate picking up as she realizes it might be her Father, with the Big Announcement kind of going to reveal itself, hoping it would go over better than Last Time, the memory of it striking a flash of annoyance in her...only to realize that it was Emerson and Ray at the door, already being carted off by Saxon somewhere, to the ample food table, probably, letting her relax for a moment until...she hears the door knock again, and, with Sax off with the boys and Ru off at the bar mixing drinks still, she was pretty sure..."Come with me to open it?" Parker asks Archer, dropping her voice a bit, looking up at him.

Archer lets out a hearty laugh, jostling Wilson shoulder playfully, shooting a look over to where he had last seen the kiddos, his grin spreading even further as he sees where they were going until he turns towards the sound of Parkie's voice. Archer moves to drape his arms around his wiiiiife, pulling her in close as he quickly presses a few kisses along both sides of her temple, rubbing his hand along her back for a few moments before moving to get up and go over with her.

Anastasia waits patiently for the door to open as she smoothly passes the palm of her hand along the side of her hair, adjusting her gift bags, casually glancing over to Reagan for a brief moment, thankful to have his assistance as well, about to speak before she hears the door open and she lets out a breath of air at the tightness of the embrace she instantly finds herself in. "Hello, Archer...I...mmmph.."

Parker feels a reassurance from the kiss, moving to pepper a few on Archer’s face in return, a small smile peeking onto her lips as she excuses herself from Wilson for a moment as they make their way towards the door, taking a deep breath as she opens it...only for it not to be her dad at all, but Ana, moving to join in with Archer for a group hug, before realizing that Ana wasn’t alone, moving to whisper playfully in her ear, cupping her hand around it, “Is this...a date...?” A flit of a mischievous smile peeking onto her lips.

Anastasia feels the pressure continue further onwards even as she fingertips along her skin, turning a smidge to look over to Parker, letting out a breath as she feels Archer finally...Let Go. Releasing another soft breath as she gets her bearings, "This is Reagan." She announces to them, believing he was more than capable of continuing the introduction, or not, as he saw fit, moving her attention back over to the pair, "My brother, Archer, and his Wife, Parker." She continues good-naturedly on, moving further inside setting the bags down onto the table with the rest as she moves to undo her chestnut colored coat, not seeing any signs that Lennon had arrived with the children as of yet, catching sight of Wilson, though, moving to embrace him, gently, of course. "It's good to see you."

Archer continues to squeeze ALLLLL his looooooveeee into the group hug until he notices who else was there and hears the intro....making him feel like he was in a Twilight Ep, "Weeeeeee met...." He ribbits out, only to find Ana wasn't there anymore, turning a look from side to side, "What the....wut..." He lowly mutters to himself, looking back over to Parkie. "...wut?"

Wilson moves to embrace Ana, a warm grin moving across his lips. "It's good to see you, too," he affirms, before realizing that she was without a glass of wine, which wouldn't do. "Let me pour you some red in the kitchen?" He offers, glancing over towards where Saxon's father was already going full bartender as Mary Kate and Jiya were waiting for their drinks. "Or should I not usurp Ruben's Moment?" He inquires, a bit of lightness to his tone.

Anastasia moves to hang up her coat and scarf neatly onto the rack once the embrace ends, hearing the offer, contemplating briefly, before giving a nod of confirmation, finding it was the lesser of two evils in this circumstance, walking alongside Wilson.

Reagan helps with bringing some of the gifts inside, along with a few small tokens of his own appreciation for the host, instantly catching sight of a familiar face, giving Archer a warm smile. "It's nice to see you again, Archer," he affirms, taking the man's hand firmly and shaking it, before introducing himself to Archer's wife. "Reagan Ward," he offers, before moving to place the gifts in their proper spot, taking one of his own bags and handing it to Archer and Parker. "A little something for hosting tonight," he offers, waiting for them to open the crystal vase in the shape of a cat he had found during his travels, recalling something that Anastasia had once said about her brother and his affinity for them, hoping it would suit their place well.

Wilson leads Ana into the kitchen, catching sight of Miles once again, drawing him in for a quick kiss in greeting as he moves to pour a few fresh glasses of wine, handing them out before a smile crosses his lips as he looks at Ana. "So, what's been new with you since we last saw each other? I've heard about all of the incredible things you've been doing at work. We've all come a long way from our ghost-hunting adventures back in the day, haven't we?" He offers, casting a glance over towards Mary Kate and Jiya, it also ringing true for the rest of their friend group.

Parker squints at this man that Ana was with, that she totally didn't answer if he was a date or not, before a strike of recognition moves through her. Cupping her hand against Archer's ear, she lowly whispers. "Isn't that Sax's Rich Bitch Boss?"

Archer bob and weaves his head as he feels P.K. tickle his ear hairies, "Mhmmmmmm...." He replies back, as he takes hold of the hand all of a sudden, feeling his own jerked around as he lets out a half-hearted, "Ah..aha..." wiping his clammy hand on his pant leg, taking hold of the bag? box? a bit of hesitation and paranoia rising up as he vvvvvvvery slowly, cautiously, opens it up a surprised smile cracking along his lips as he sees the cool as fuuuuck cat cup? vasie? vasaaaay? huh..."Whoaaa, thanks man, drink? Or, erm, Ana, want me to...." He offers out, swiveling some, trying to see where she had gone off to.

A warm, polite smile forms on Reagan's lips as he takes Archer's reaction to the vase, before taking in his request. "A hot toddy perhaps? If you both wish to share one with me?" He proposes amicably, finding that to be a fitting start to the night, especially with how cold it was getting outside.

“Mmm, how about No on that...” Parker informs whatshisface, before moving to whisper to Archer that she’d Be Right Back, moving to head over and find out where the fuck Ana was, needing the Tea on this whole ass sitch, the fact that she dipped only making it more Suspppp, catching her right there in the kitchen with Wilson. “If it isn’t AnaBanana Noble,” she muses, taking her friend’s hands. “You’re coming with meeeee....” She informs, leading her to her and Archer’s bedroom as she closes the door behind her, the chatter and festivity echoing through the rest of the apartment subsiding as she plops onto the bed. “Okay, so Spill,” she informs, looking up at her best friend with her best Serious Look, sharply raising one eyebrow.

Anastasia waves over to the rest of the group as she comes into the kitchen alongside Wilson, watching him pour the glasses, believing it was the lesser of two evils given the nature of the night, taking hold of it as a soft smile forms across her face, lightly pushing her glasses up from the side. "Yes, we've all grown quite substantially, haven't we? It's quite a fe-" She proudly states until she feels the sudden pull from Parker, drawing her out of the room, being mindful to not spill any of the wine from the glass, knowing by the grip it was no use to resist in this exact moment. "I rather not. I quite like these sheets, even if Archer couldn't help but to throw the Scooby memorabilia over top of it." She sighs, giving a slight shake of her head as she neatly runs her hand along the crease in the sheet, eradicating it to the best of her current ability.

"No, I mean what's the deal with Saxon's boss and why are you like...dipping off?" Parker inquires as she looks at her best friend. "Like if you don't want him to be here, we can kick his ass to the curb, you only deserve the Best and if he's noooot cutting it there?" Parker waves her hand a few times while miming 'bye-bye,' before doing a scissor snip motion with her fingers.

"No, I mean what's the deal with Sax's boss and why are you like...dipping off?" Parker inquires as she looks at her best friend. "Like if you don't want him to be here, we can kick his ass to the curb, you only deserve the Best and if he's noooot cutting it there?" Parker waves her hand a few times while miming 'bye-bye,' before doing a scissor snip motion with her fingers.

Anastasia brushes her fingers lightly along her glasses, "I wasn't...Is that what he thinks? That I "dipped off", I just was saying hello to Wilson..." Anastasia utters out, quietly thinking to herself as she stirs the liquid in her glass, parsing through Parker's words. "I invited him to come, with me, I thought it would be a mmm...a good..." Anastasia fidgets a bit with her glasses, as she attempts to think of the correct Word.

"I think he was just into having hot toddies with Archer?" Parker offers, not wanting Ana to be worrying about Mr. Bitch Boss right now, place her hands on top of Ana's, intently looking at her best friend. "Test, maybe?" She ventures, not sure if that was what Ana was going for, but trying it anyway. "To see if he fits in with Our Family?" She inquires, thinking on everyone out there, their closest friends and family, their children. "Do you Like him?" She asks, punctuating the word like she used to do back when they were kids and she would ask Ana about her crushes.

Anastasia lets out a breath, she was holding, not sure that was particularly any...better, wincing a bit as she hears the word and the synonyms plucked from her mind, "That makes it sound really...base, though, doesn't it? A bit to clinical? Devious...even?" Anastasia ventures out, her lips curling some as she speaks her thoughts forward, giving a faint nod even so, a soft, shy, laugh moving out of her at the unnecessary emphasis, "There could be something...potentionally, There. Which is why this is important, to discover, now. What with the children, Lennon, et cetera..."

Archer lets out an awkward laugh as he watches PK just zip, bam, shazam leave him with the mug...and his dick, meta, in his hand, rubbing it, his hand, not his dick...jeez, along the back of his head, "Soooo....OH! Uncle Ruuuu, hayyyyy! Just in time, just in TIME, c'mereeeee youuu," He tentatively begins as he tries to think some until an excitement and relief washes over him at seeing Uncle Daddy Ru come, drawing him closer into the circle. "Hot Toddies, what's the deal? Am I right?"

"I mean...if you have a hypothesis, you have to Test It, right?" Parker offers, a half-smile curling on her lips, before a bit of deviousness moves further through it. "Then I have the test of All Tests.  We have to see how he does with Uncle Ru," she offers, figuring if he couldn't handle Uncle Ru being the life of the party and all the drinks he tended to dole out, thennnn...he wasn't The One.

A small smile curls onto Ana's lips as she hears her words spoken back to her, finding it hard to argue with them, no matter the passage of time. "Let's call it a...trial...run, that sounds a bit better, doesn't it?" She offers out, her lips twitching up as she lets out a soft chuckle, "Really? Ru, of all people, that's who you believe the biggest obstacle to be?"

Ru lets out a hearty laugh as he sees the two boys Jon's daughter was close with match each other shot for shot and empty what he had left of the vodka, before giving the boys a light shake of his head, making a time out symbol with his hand. "Intermission time, go grab some snacks, some water, the Vodka Championship Title will still be there to grab when you return," he muses, clapping the boys on the back playfully as he makes his way over towards the recycling, placing the vodka bottle in the proper receptacle, figuring he himself would take an Intermission himself, looking around before his eyes brighten and warm as he pulls Archer into a tight hug, before taking in the man next to him, firmly clapping his hand with his as he gives a shake, an easy smile forming on his lips. "Reuben Rotham," he introduces, before he hears Archer's question. "You want to learn how to make one? I'll teach you," He offers, the corners of his lips moving upwards as he takes in Archer's question and expression.

"Trial Run," Parker affirms, a giving Ana a playful wink, before taking in her reaction to the ultimate Trial. "Mmm, now that you say it..." She muses, trying to think who the King or Queen of Obstacles might be in the family to really put him to the test. "Maybe the true test is actually...Lennon himself?" She muses, before letting out a small snort.  "That or my dad when he's on his Bullshit about tradition, nooooot looking forward to getting grilled about That again," she acknowledges, rolling her eyes as she recalls her dad's reaction to the last pregnancy.

Anastasia looks into her glass giving it a soft twirl as her lips push out some, upon hearing Lennon and Simon come up, "I was actually going to go with...Shiloh," Anastasia admits, whispering the name, as she chews down on her bottom lip a bit, stifling a soft laugh, her hand moving over her chest. "Oh my god, does that sound Terrible? I love her, so so very much, you know that. Just...mmph...You Know." Anastasia vaguely references, feeling like it was Clear, until her gaze falls back onto Parker, softening, as she claps a hand onto her thigh, "It's a completely different situation now."

“Ohhhhh, you’re Right,” Parker remarks, feeling like that was the True Ultimate Test, before cringing a bit at how much of a Mood Shiloh seemed to be in at even being at the party. “If he can handle Shiloh, he can handle Anything, and I might even have to give him my own personal Props,” she acknowledges, before adding. “...coming from an aunt who totally loves her, obv,” before giving a nod of her head as her expression softens a bit. “I know,” she acknowledges. “And it’s hard. But you’re kicking ass and taking names as a mom, and giving these kids so much, Ana Banana,” she sincerely acknowledges, giving her a soft smile.

Anastasia's lips slowly, softly, creep upwards in amusement as she nods her head softly, "Of Course." She acknowledges, sharing a knowing look with Parker, until she hears the unexpected shift in tone, a softness spreading further, "Thank you." She breathes out, just perhaps, needing to hear that? clapping Parker's knee, warmly, "You, Archer, and Saxon are oddly doing amazing in your own rights, too, of course. Which is where I meant to be ridirecting and reminding you of, so there's no need to stress over such a thing, it's not good, in any circumstance." She recites aloud the last bit, in her professional tone before leaning in close to Parker's belly, lightly tickling her fingers along it, as her voice takes on a sticky sweet tone, "Isn't that right little one, hm? Tell your mommy to read the articles I send her, isn't that right? They Are Educational and Essential, you're so informed sweet angel, mmmm, beautiful." She playfully continues on, cracking a soft half-smile as she clears her throat, straightening back up some. "Well, heard it directly from the source so I expect no excuses this next time?"

Parker lets out a warm laugh as a smile peeks through onto her lips as Ana leans in to talk to her belly, feeling...reassured and validated? by it, in spite of whatever shit her dad might have up his ass about it, before hearing Ana sneak in Those Damn Articles, nudging her shoulder, even as a half-smile curls onto her lips. "Pretty sure they're just talking about greasy food, because that's alllllll it feels like they ever want," she offers, rolling her eyes at the cravings this time around, it kind of wrecking her whole diet, but whatever, she was pregnant, before giving Ana a half-smile as she moves to hook her arm with hers. "Ready to go out there and take him on the Seven...Trial Runs..." She specifically punctuates the Word Ana had picked, "...of the Rotham-Noble Clan?" She offers, her eyes gleaming with a bit of mischief.

Anastasia feels the nudge tightening her grip on the glass as she doesn't here an emphatic 'Yes' that she was anticipating, raising her finger up in protest, "Actually, cravings have little to do with the child themselves, and are more of a result of the numerous hormonal changes taking place, namely your enhanced sense of smell, leading to the increased salivation of your tastebuds, and more importantly, and what to be the most mindful of is it's an indicator of nutritional deficiencies...did your doctor touch on that at your last appointment?" Anastasia finds herself saying aloud, a bit of concern moving over her as she moves the back of her hand along Parker's temples, awaiting her response until she hears the mention of Reagan, her attention darting to the door as she hears a loud...wooping(?) sound, feeling as though that was an indicator she should check on him, and the children while she was at it, curious if they had arrived yet. "I...suppose now, is as good of a time as any." She agrees, moving to stand and make her way out with Parker, turning a look over to her, "I'm going to ask Archer..." She declares, harkening back to their early discussion if Parker wasn't going to give her any information.

"Probably...not?" Parker ventures as she tries to recall the last appointment, it seeming like a haze in all the shit that had been going on at work, giving Ana's hand a soft squeeze and giving her a warm smile, before her mind moves back to the prior Plan. "And I'll see if Shiloh is around...?" She ventures, wondering if Lenn had slid in without her knowing yet.

Shiloh pouts and lets out a sigh of frustration through her nostrils as her grandma remarks on how cute her itchy dress was, resisting the urge to roll her eyes before tugging on her Daddy’s sleeve, whispering, “Can we go now?” A small pleading softness in her town before her daddy reminds her that it Wasn’t Time, making her feel...Eugh, trying to think if there was Something to do in this Boring place, moving to leave the Babies to do their boring baby thing because they weren’t good for anything, anyway. “I’m going to see if Duke is here,” Shiloh decides, giving her daddy a quick hug, before wandering off, looking for her friend somewhere among all the Boring People, until she sees Duke’s daddy, tugging on his sleeve. “Is Duke Here?” She inquires matter-of-Factly as she looks up at him, not sure what she would Do if he wasn’t there, but she sure as Hell wasn’t going to play baby games with the Babies, ughhhh....

Anastasia gives Parker one last lingering Look, on the subject, really wanting her to take these kinds of things more seriously, even as she gives a soft squeeze back, making her way outside of the room, bumping into Lennon, and a completely irreconcilable Parker writhing madly in his arms, "Oh my..." Anastasia breathes out, a worried knit creasing between her brows, casting a look over to Lennon, "Hello, what's going on here?" She gently attempts to ask as she moves her hand out, softly along his hair, in an attempt to soothe Parker and calm him down some.

Lennon softly cradles Parker, trying to soothe him even as the din echoes throughout the room from the lively voices and celebrations occurring around them, before seeing Anastasia, looking up from Parker at her. “I believe all the commotion is a bit much for him at the moment,” he deduces, still attentively trying to soothe his son. “Perhaps it’d be best to take him to one of the bedrooms for a bit, where it’s quieter.”

Anastasia softly continues her motions, watching as Parker recognizes and registers her presence, his breathing coming out much to shallow in his upset for her liking, "We can use the children's rooms, for a bit?" She suggests, believing it would be fine seeing as though they weren't occupying them in the moment.

"I think that would be for the best," Lennon agrees, moving with Anastasia to take the children into the bedroom, closing the door behind them as the din subsides, softly moving to rock Parker and gently sing to him, hoping to console him and provide a sense of ease to him in the moment.

Anastasia bends down beside the rocking chair Lennon was in, softly moving her fingers along Parker's hair, slowly watching as he begins to settle...settttle...down, a soft crease curling along her face as she hears Lennon's song waft through the air, giving him a soft, grateful look before her attention is drawn towards Charlotte desperately attempting to reach the door handle, sensing the building frustration that was to come, casting an attentive look back towards Parker seeing his eyes closed, pressing a soft kiss along his head as she moves to stand scooping Charlotte up into her arms, "Come, Charlotte let's go see where your cousins are, hm? Would you like that?" She softly inquires of her daughter, awaiting a response until she casts a look back over to Lennon, "We'll see you out there?"

Miles takes a long drink from his bottle as he listens to the conversation he had somehow found himself in, giving a polite subtle nod of his head moving to take another slow drink as he feels a tug on his sleeve craning his attention down until he sees, his full lips curling up ever so slightly. "He is." He replies back, in equal measure to her own tone, even as his own carries a more soothing bass to it.

Lennon gives a nod of his head, still rocking Parker, before moving to give Charlotte a soft kiss. "We'll join you out there again soon," he promises, before turning his attention to Parker to ensure that he continued to feel a sense of ease in the moment, wanting to ensure he was feeling better before heading back out there.

"I'm going to go find him then," Shiloh informs, before giving one last look up at Duke's daddy, happy at least that she'd have someone fun to play with. "Thank you," she adds to him, before heading to find Duke, moving past some weird adults and boring ones, searching for Duke, not seeing him yet, but seeing Archer, moving to tug on his shirt. "Have you seen Duke?" She asks him matter of factly as she looks up at him.

Archer happily moves into the hug, squeezing Uncle Ru tighhhhhht, taking him in as he nods his head some at the introduction, "Think it's his signature drink?" He offers out, until he feels a tugging looking down as a grin spreads widely onto his face, drifting down to offer his palm out to Shiloh to slap, "Shiiiiiii! You made it, HAPPY Chanukahhhhhhh!" He heartily calls out, giving a little festive shimmy shake of his shoulders, hearing her question, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you tried over There?" He points out, seeing the little snacks table figuring that'd be primo real estate-yyy until he hears the sounds coming from the T.V. catching sight of Just Dance starting, redirecting Shiloh over there, kinda tempted to play himself until he hears his name called out.

"I think we'll have to find out," Ru replies with an easy smile, getting the supplies out to make a hot toddy, along with a few other drinks he had a sense the man would like.

Anastasia allows Lennon to kiss Charlotte scooping her up into her arms as she makes her way out into the bustling scene, catching sight of Uncle Ru, not having had a chance to say hello when she first arrived, feeling like now was the most opportune time to rectify that, giving the proper greeting for the holiday, as she moves to give him a one armed hug. "It's good to see you, uncle Ru. Have you seen...oh, there you are..." She begins, catching sight of Reagan as she sees Archer slip outtt of view, hm, "All good so far?" She inquires, until she feels Charlotte pulling on the shoulder of her dress. "Charlotte..."

Ru lets out a warm chuckle as a smile crosses his lips as he sees Charlotte and Anastasia, along with Archer slipping out, pausing his assembling of the ingredients for the hot toddy. “I was just about to help Archer and our new friend right here make some hot toddies, but...it seems Archer has Disappeared...a Conspiracy fitting of him, hm?” He warmly, playfully offers, before giving Charlotte a grin. “But Hot Toddies aren’t that fun, huh? Maybe we can do something else instead, huh, Char?” He offers, moving to scoop Charlotte up, giving Anastasia a knowing grin before allowing her to have her moment to talk to the young man.

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Shit, fuck, okay, they were doing this....the pain piercing through Parker as Saxon helps her to get into the car, fuckkkk, a fucking...fuck fear piercing through her as she thinks about having to do this whole thing over again, fuckkkkk, the memories of it all coming back in intermittent bursts through the harsh shocks of pain as she rides in the car, still fucking...fucking...fuck! Her jaw clenching as she just... “How the fuck am I going to be able to do this again...” She lowly murmurs out into the open air, more to herself than to anyone else, fuck, was it painful and finding it hard to remember how the hell she had gotten through it last time...as a fucking shit! doubt commingles within her along with the horrible fucking pain! the scenery outside the car window just a blur as she feels...fucking fuckkkkkkk....

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Parker takes a deep sip from her glass of water as she relaxes back onto the sofa, finally getting around to watching this one series that Sax seemed to be really into, huh, not quite getting it but kind of...not wanting to stop, taking a few of the chips, ugh, from the bowl, before catching sight of Archer with his laptop, remembering, oh fuck no... "I'm Not making any cameos at Shan's birthday, I'm wayyy too pregnant for that and I look like shit, so just tell him I'm out, okay, Archibald?" She calls out to him, remembering that birthday Skype thing or whatever that was going on, wanting to give him her well-wishes, but not wanting everyone to see her looking like a total wale, ugh...moving to twirl one of her strands of hair in her finger and blow it out of her face, tucking it behind her ear before resuming this whole Sax Approved Show...

Archer settles back down onto the couch, criss cross applesauce with his laptop, leaning over to draw his arm around P.K.’s side pressing a smack of a kiss against her cheek and a few further down against her stomach, “Nuuuu you look gorgey porgeyyyy, sexy smexyyyy, and the most beautifullllllll in all the land!”

Parker feels the kiss, it making her feel a little bit better, even as she lets out a breathhhh, moving to pause Saxon’s TV show on Whatever the hell was going on...”But this is Yoga Pants Shannnnn....” Parker murmurs out as she nuzzles  against Archer’s shoulder.

“Soooo...you want me to grab you some yoga pants first...?” Archer asks a bit of confusion intertwined into the question as he turns his head a smidge towards PK half-buried away...

“Or maybe we can Wait until I have this baby and work out before we hang with Shan again...?” Parker floats out, peeking at as she looks up at Archer through the one eye exposed through the space between his chest and the open air...

Archer's head tilts a bit sadly to the side, his fingers moving along the side of P.K.'s head, his thumb lightly grazing her cheek as he happens to do so. "Yeah, okies. If that's what you Want?"

“Yeah, I can go and hang in the room with the babies and you and Sax Can have the whole living room to celebrate?” She proposes, before pushing her lips together as she tries to think of a good excuse... “How about...I’m visiting Uncle Ru, if he asks?”

“Okie.” Archer agrees back pressing a few more kisses onto P.K’s cheek, sliding down beside her stomach as he wraps his arm around it his palm rubbing a soft circle around it his cheek pressed against the side of her stomach. “Loooooveeee youuuuu...”

"Love...." Parker begins, before she feels the...oh fuck...feeling the searing pain come on as her face contors into fuck...shit....arghhhhhhhh..."Fuckkkkkkkk!" She cries out as her eyes tightly shut, as she tries to take in deep breaths, remember all this shit from before, but still, shit! The fucking pain as it ripples through her body...

A jolt of surprise instantly sparks within Archer as he sits up straight as P.K’s cries continue on offering his hand out for her to squeeze, doing the breathing trying to get her to follow him instead of the yeahhhhhhh, waiting for the contraction to subside before the next one rolls quiiiickly after it, oh fuccck, it’s time!! It’s time!!! “Do you think it’s Time?!” He asks her an intensity moving through his tone at the surprise and excitement and everything culminating together unsure if it was Real or if it was Hicks again...

"Fuckkkkkk...." Parker manages out through the pain, as she tries feebly to give a nod, as she feels the wetness, shit, even as that sensation pales in comparison to the...shitt....as her face continues to contort in pain...

Archer’s eyes widen as he gets the confirmation, ohshititshappening!!!!!! letting P.K. Have his hand for this next wave before rolling off the back of the couch and hitting the ground runnnning sidestepping any cats along the way as he rushes into Saxafrasses room to let him Know It was A Go making short work of moving into the other room to grab The Bag uhhhhhh quick fire throwing some things in there last min, flicking the light on as he grabs a towel and some little things, clapping his hands together some as he tries to kick start his Brain for what else they would Need ohohoh!! Opening the drawer and grabbing some comfy sweats in case her water broke on the way, slinging them over his shoulder. Arriving back into the living room as he hears P.K. Struggling to do the Breaths Right, “Okay bebe, it’s hoohoo...hahhh...” pressing a soft kiss along her head, “Ready!”

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Pat moves to get off of the chaise as he puts down his coconut drink, heading over towards where Poppy and Sol were playing, letting out a small breath as he thinks on Archer’s advice, trying to focus on That and not...”Archer’s making breakfast with his babies and he wanted to know if Sol might want to join in via Skype...?” He asks, trying to place an easy smile on his lips.

Poppy freely moves her body along to the rhythm of the ocean as she keeps Sol close to her, stopping momentarily to see Pat, her mind cycling through Archer...Archer...Archer. "Yourrr...Conspiracy Idol?"

“My conspiracy idol turned boyfriend turned eventual ex boyfriend who is now Married and has two going on Three kids with Amal’s sister’s friend P.K.,” Pat explains, moving through the thread of Waltham connectivity to hopefully close the gap for Poppy in recollection.

A bubble of laughter erupts out of Poppy as her eyes alight with all the quick-fire information, "Wowww, Look at you...didn't see That One coming, did you?" She teases a little, the whole Idol to Boyfriend Trajectory amusing to her, giving a nod of her head, "Let's do it." She warmly agrees, casting a look down to Sol as she carresses her a bit, seeing her yawn, figuring they could make some new connections before she put her down for her nap.

“Don’t think Baby Pat did,” he playfully teases out as his lips curl upwards, only further moving up as he hears Poppy’s affirmation, moving to get his phone open to Skype to dial Archer up....

Archer blares Thong Song in his AirPod as he dundunnns, dancing around with the twins and shimmying his way into the kitchen, "Ssssssssugaaaar snap peassss!" He slllllides out, he was getting good at This Thing as he hears his phone, setting Fox bottoms down onto the counter, as he leans a bit to keep him afloat grabbing and twisting his phone onto the counter in one motion, hearing Hot In Herre switch over into his ear, "So hottt..." He finds himself singing along, pressing the answer button as he scoops Fox back up, giving a wide spread grin to the screen as he sees Pat anddddddd Bella's cousin....friend? Small worldddd, "Mornnnnning, hiiii cutttttie..." He warmly calls out to them his gaze focusing on the small adorable babyyyyyy, ughhhhh, his heart warming, turning to look over to his own, giving them two cheek smooches, "Say haaaai babskiessss..."

The corners of Poppy's lips curl upwards as she takes in the man in front of her, feeling as though she had seen him before...looking at bit more closely, past his striking features, his eyes in particular...feeling like she would've Remembered Him, giving a warm hello, from her, and on Sol's behalf, along with a warm introduction, a soft laugh coming from her as she hears the overlap of babbling from the two children, who Archer introduces as Fox and Andie, "Pat tells me we're Cooking...?"

Sax hums a bit to himself as he measures a bit of the pancake mix into the bowl, being carefullllll to get it right before a small smile forms on his lips as he sees Archer there, moving to press a greeting kiss to his lips, moving to scoop up Andie as she looks up at him curiously, letting her help him pour a few ingredients into the bowl, until...he sees Archer's phone, taking in the woman before him as he gives a small, quick greeting, moving to continue to help Andie Help Him with the rest of the pancake ingredients.

Parker lets out a soft yawn as she rubs her eye, moving into the kitchen as she wraps her arms around Archer, placing a sleepy kiss on his cheek, before taking in what Fox and Andie were up to, her eyes brightening as she takes in the update of what was going on, before she realized...someone was at the other end of the screen, while she wasn't fully made up and still in her bathrobe...ugh, her eyes narrowing a bit as she leans in to lowly speak to Archer so only he could hear. "Who is That?"

Poppy moves along with Pat back to the lounge chair, leaning against him as she adjusts Sol's sunhat, as Pat takes hold of the phone once again, seeing the woman, beautiful in her own right, appear on the screen, a soft, easy, smile sliding onto her face, "Morninggg, I'm Poppy."

Archer's face brightens tenfold as he catches sight of P.K., about to answer her question until he hears it answered for him, wiggling his fingers towards the screen for her introduction, handing Fox over, "Wanna go watch cartoons with Foxee?"

Parker takes in the introduction, Okay, still didn't explain what the Hell she was doing calling in rando as fuck into their breakfast shit...cocking her eyebrow a bit at Archer, giving him the Look, before taking Fox, her expression softening at the excited look causing a smile to peek through onto her own lips. "Sure," she replies, giving Archer a soft kiss on the cheek, moving to playfully tickle Fox a bit, before giving Archer a quick wink as she heads over towards the TV. "Don't burn the house down..." She lightly, yet ominously teases out as she wiggles her fingers at him in a wave, a warm, amused smile spreading as she watches Fox mimic her.

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A Name [May 30, 2020]

IN PROGRESS

Parker logs off of her work computer for the evening, shutting it before getting uppp, feeling...fucking exhausted, and huge, just...ugh...as she makes her way over towards the couch, moving beside Archer as she rests her head on her chest, just...relaxing for a moment as she closes her eyes.

Archer moves his hand underneath his glasses as he gives a hearty rub against his left eye it having been bothering for what seeeeemed like Forever, ahhhhhh, the sense of relief washing over him as he continues for a bit reading over his latest blog post one last time for any oooky poopy things until he hits the enter button sliding his laptop to the side as he feels the weight shift the cushion, glancing over to see P.K. Giving her a soft smile as he checks the baby monitor from his phone to check on the babskiessss, his smile softly growing as he feels her head on his shoulder giving her a kiss along her head as he moves his hand and his phone into the pouch of his hoodie, reachiiing out to the side to grab the pillow placing it on P.K.’s side, giving her back a little rub, “Lie down?” He gently asks of her moving his fingers towards himself for her to put her legs up onto him.

Parker leans up to give Archer a few warm kisses of thanks, before lying down, relaxinggg a bit as she puts her legs up onto Archer...

Archer happily moves to take hold of Parker's foot, softly massaging it even as he carefully avoids the edges of her little toe and her ankles, especially, slowly working his way up to her calf, really just wanting to help her relax and feel a little better...

Parker releases a soft breath as she closes her eyes and relaxesssss, feeling a little bit better as her thought from earlier that day comes back to her..."I think I may have a Name," she offers out as she slowly opens up her eyes to look up at Archer.

Archer keeps his hands going even as a spark of !!!!! Shoots through him, “Battlestar GALXARA?”

"Closeee..." Parker teases out, a little smile crossing her lips, before speaking the name aloud. "Anastasia," she says, her lips peeking upwards at the homage to her best friend, after Ana had given her one with her own child, before recalling that they were leaving the sex of the baby a surprise..."Or Anastasio too, but I just have a Feeling it's a girl," she offers, a little knowing confident twinkle moving through her eyes.

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Family Meeting [September 21, 2020]

IN PROGRESS

Parker lets out a deep sigh as she makes her way back into the condo, propping up her sunglasses on her head as she removes her mask, setting her bag in its proper place with an emphatic Plop, before making her way into the living room, the heels of her shoes clicking as she makes her way in as if on a Mission, before giving Archer and Saxon both a good, hard Look. “We’re Not getting any more pets,” she informs them both, it already being wayyyyy too much, what were they Thinking? Her gaze boring into both of theirs to let them know she was Serious.

Archer picks up another baby carrot about to put a bit into his mouth before Parkie storms in like hellraiser, greaaaaat movie, holding it up in the air and waving it like a peace flag. “Come sit daoooooon.” He motions her over moving both his hands animatedly over towards him, “This about New Place. Yay or Nene?”

Parker lets out a soft hufffff, crossing her arms as she sits down next to Archer, even as she leans against him, before her expression softens a bit as she looks at him. "Can we even afford something better than this? Like, could we even afford This place if not for Jino being cool as shit about letting us use it...?" She inquires, feeling like it would be nicer to get something bigger, but not knowing where they could get That in the city without paying a shitload, unsure if Sax was making enough that it was feasible, or....