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So my heater broke and I need 75€ to fix it. So I am opening emergency commissions. I can draw your OCs in my normal style or chibi style. Lineart and solid color. DM me here or on my discord for more details.

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So my heater broke and I need 75€ to fix it. So I am opening emergency commissions. I can draw your OCs in my normal style or chibi style. Lineart and solid color. DM me here or on my discord for more details.

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DellaSanta: Do you know the legend of Amon-Rah? The Egyptian Sun God? Matt: The one who drove a carriage through the cosmos dragging the sun? DellaSanta: What if I told you that's kinda real? That the Entity known as Amon-Rah exists? Though we give them different names. There's this entity living in the sun, let's call it 'Helia', it is the personification of the Solar Aether, whose sole purpose is to protect our Solar System. There's one of our Moon too, let's call her Usagi. Galaxa, protects our Galaxy. Matt: They're all female? DellaSanta: It's Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts, of course it's a all female cast! That's not the point. What I mean to explain is- Tilly: Who's Tuxedo Mask? The Earth? DellaSanta: Tuxedo Mask is not relevant to this analogy! Tilly: Who's gonna motivate Sailor Moon to save the day? DellaSanta: It's not- Tilly: And the beautiful love story- DellaSanta: Tuxedo Mask can be the Earth and I'd love to watch him throw a bloody rose at a Dead Space Brethren Moon! Matt: What's a Brethren Moon? Tilly: Yeah, I never played Dead Space. I'm more of a Sims girl. DellaSanta: Why do I waste my best analogies with you people?!

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Do you guys think as a kid Lyna used to wrap up in her bedsheets and walk around pretending to the be the Exarch? Because I do

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I watched Sonic 1 for Jim Carrey (and Nostalgia). Loved it.

I watched Sonic 2 for Knuckles (and Jim Carrey (and Nostalgia)). Worth it.

I will watch Sonic 3 for Keanu Reeves (and Knuckles (and Jim Carrey (and Nostalgia))).

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“Sonic is no match for me” An icon playing an icon. Keanu Reeves is Shadow. 🖤 : I love the fact that Keanu Reeves wanted to play Shadow, this makes me love the casting even more.

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Always be ready to survive alone. Some people suddenly change, today you're important to them, tomorrow you're nothing to them and that's real life.

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Daryl Dixon in Eorzea fighting Ascians? I wonder if he'd be a bard or a machinist.

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Shadowbringers is going great! :D

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Someone's been playing Little Nightmares... Just saying.

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

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I'm a meme!

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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your characters are boring

Me dragging my boring characters from the depths of the Final Fantasy XIV hole I have crawled up from: ... I know. And I am having fun with them :)

So have a boring Khal for comfort.

Modded into oblivion because I can (give me optinal horns, Square Enix, do it!)

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DellaSanta: So... you felt lonely and wanted love, so your solution was to summon Asmodeus, Hell Duke of Hell, resident incubus with a killer dick?!

Ash M. O. Deus: Prince.

Tilly: What you wanted me to do?

DellaSanta: Go on Tinder, like normal people?!

Tilly: Hells no! I'd have to talk to people!

Ash: At least it isn't 'Married at First Sight".

DellaSanta: ...

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Helia: How did you amass such a fortune? Vasteus: If I had lived as long as I have and had learned all that I have and still managed to be broke, I'd just walk straight into the sun by this point. Helia:... Vasteus: I have several degrees in economy. I'm actually quite good at predicting stock market patterns. Helia: So no lottery winnings? I thought that after these years you'd have scored the winning numbers by now. Vasteus: I did play for a while. But then I realized I'd make more money owning gambling dens than playing the lottery. Helia:... Vasteus: I own several casinos. Perfect business, no one finds it odd that I prefer to have business at night and like my wine red and care little for other's misfortune. Helia: ... I'm going to draw you a moustache just for being sleazy! Vasteus: -laughs- Kitten, if you make me look like Dick Dastardly, I'll actually pay!