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Maige
Hi, I'm Maige! Any pronouns will do. Multi-fandom, I post whatever I feel like basically, mostly fanart, ramblings and reblogs. Be sure to check out my Art Tab! :D
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#maige's reblogs#hetalia#WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LOVE THIS#even the name in the audio is perfect what#cute!!!#lol
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
#maige's reblogs#gasp but only bc my shock response is to hide or escape instead of call for help#like i would be running as fast as i could or trying to hide or look away as soon as i saw a corpse#i think i might scream but the gasp (inhale) would definitely come before the scream (exhale) lmao#actually no i'd be like (runs to the nearest Safe person) guys guys hey guys theres a fucking- a fucking guys guys guys dont look in there#no experience just based on my usual panic or shock responses
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Lloyd. Just Lloyd
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reaping day in hunger games being july 4th and ctommy’s birthday being july fourth well im often thinking about this
#maige's reblogs#mcyt#dsmp#oh my god... imagine you or one of your brothers getting reaped on your BIRTHDAY i would cry
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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#maige's reblogs#steven universe#this scene was so important to me#seeing stevonnie so happy#it just really warmed something in my heart#< op's tags#I'm gonna be thinking abt this every time I shave#idk just. something abt the fact that their character gets mistaken for a girl sometimes and how being androgynous gets read as being fem#Lite i just. them growing facial hair and getting that sense of satisfaction from shaving it is everything to me#both in terms of. hey androgynous means masculine traits too! but also as just part of my personal experience of being a genderqueer but#still very fem-presenting person that gets masculine gender euphoria from shaving. yeah.
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just a very small bean man today
#maige's reblogs#mcyt#hermitcraft#he is 9cm tall...#cute!!!#also just really love the shoes for some reason? i think im just jealous lol
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Cuntiest defense attorneys to ever serve
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rip victor nikiforov, you would've loved the word "cunty" 😔
#maige's reblogs#yuri on ice#he so would#'american announcer voice' and with YOUR help we can MAKE him say it!
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did i just fully fucking hear a country cover of a dear evan hansen song on the radio AT WORK. HELLO. WHAT
#maige's reblogs#ok but why does the cover GO SO HARD WHAT#this is incredible rip to op for hearing it while working at petsmart though dhklfdsklhfka
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I fucking love the mcyt crackship brackets dude it's so much fun I cannot wait for the next ones (I have suggestions)
#maige's reblogs#mcyt#lol#ethoboo has taken over my life.#i cannot escape it#there are THEMES in my brain around them. THEMES.
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behold
(with assistance from @hecksee)
#maige's reblogs#mcyt#lol#i love this so much#is the tommyinnit on snl like. the guy himself on snl or is it a skit On tommyinnit#like the cast and crew do a thing making fun of some british youtuber for doing a tour in america#or is that based on whichever happens first
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Guys what the fuck is this. why is there an hourglass on my likes???
#tumblr#maige's posts#im so confused#but also holy shit i have almost 300k likes on here this better not mean im losing them all or something
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brb gotta rewrite my entire fucking divorceverse because captainsparklez just canonized that he’s not only breedable but currently pregnant. i can’t keep defending this man
#maige's reblogs#mcyt#sdmp#<- im assuming#theres something i want to add to these tags but itd be funnier to send in an ask instead
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i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”
#maige's reblogs#oh my god i found it. yeah. yeah...#maige's inspirations#feeling this rn#but also Hilarious that i had to scroll through op's star wars blog to find it bc. yeah that tracks.
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Pour one out for #dream smp.
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Hiiiii guys please vote Ethoboo in the @the-mcyt-crackships-brackets for me pretty pls 🥺👉👈
Obligatory disclaimer that I am not an Ethogirl (...yet) and I've never watched any of his videos... but Ethoboo was sooooo appealing I just had to draw it
Tags that inspired this under the cut (ty ESPECIALLY to @tjodity for planning propaganda with me on discord. amazing we found each other queen <3)
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