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Erotic fiction about being hypnotized by a fat, hairy, gay man

Now, bear in mind,

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Learning some ppl only start using firefox AFTER switching to Linux feels insane to me. firefox is a gateway drug, you mean you were using chrome all that time? I'm so sorry for you, it's safe now it's ok

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Damn they even threw in a rambling monologue about the Dangers Of Porn Addiction they really are just checking off boxes here

"Pornography stimulates the same parts of the brain cocaine stimulates!"

yes that's how dopamine works it came free with your fucking nervous system.

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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Is it wrong that I want to try the delicious Satanist kidnapping victim stew?

Wait, now I'm wondering, if this guy was supposedly cooked into a stew how the hell did he deliver testimony on this in the video?

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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10 years ago people argued whether it was okay to kill hitler if you went back in time and did it when he was a baby and had not yet done anything evil. Now liberals are handwringing over whether it's okay to kill an adult hitler having committed all the atrocities we know him for, but he agrees with some of their politics

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special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

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TIL a lifelong satanist can kill with a single thought and spends their days throwing lavish drug fueled orgies.

Sounds like all these 'ex-members' they dragged off the street were a bunch of wet blankets smh.

Also I caught the bit where they said they didn't have videos of satanic cults... doing illegal stuff. Implying they had plenty of videos of legal stuff that they weren't satisfied with.

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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we have to kill all smart asses that openly share links to pirate sites or point to them. loose lips sink ship but idgaf if i can get my funny dunk in am i right???? this happens way too fucking often on here too. shut your damn mouth.

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"she is DISGUSTING!"

congrats on Satan for transitioning I'm really proud of her

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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This is the face of satanism; *picture of coolest guy they could find*

Also LMAO just noticing they poorly cropped the words "...Fuck Off" from the shirt. Like, yeah! Behold the horrors that are definitely happening! Graphic stuff up ahead! But pls no swearing it hurts our sponsors feelings :(

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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Porn-stache: "These numbers are unbelievable..." Me: yeah probably cause they're made the fuck up

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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If I got a call from the school that my child had drawn this, I'd have a very stern talking to them. Not for being a satanist mind you, but for their atrocious music tastes.

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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Some porn-stache cop reports that he estimates there's at least 40,000 practicing satanists (a number he pulled out of his rancid unwashed ass) in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas. As well as an equally bullshitted number of an additional 100,000 wiccans/druids/whathaveyous.

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao

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Honorable mention goes out to "We are special powerful"

LMFAO watching a quote unquote "PSA" from the satanic panic and the supposed drawings from "victims" are just

The kid who just wrote the word awful im just losing it lmao