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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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I'd seen lots of people describe Night in the Woods as being heavily rooted in the experience of growing up in a dying small town in the American Rust Belt, but somehow nobody told my West Virginian ass that it's so Appalachian that I probably live closer to where Mae's house would be than to the nearest IKEA.

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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conspiracy theory

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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Belly rubs is like jacking off except you can do it to yourself

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Sorry kitten, Daddy has been reduced to a ghost of the man you loved by the vulgar demands of capitalism

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

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You degenerate furry faggot

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bouncing on his everything