mailmanwonthelottery
mailmanwonthelottery
AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
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I can make spaghetti and I have zero redeeming qualities. Icon by @aluhnim
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 months ago
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genuinely one of the funniest games i've ever played.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 3 months ago
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Me in the pussy if I'm being honest
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mailmanwonthelottery · 3 months ago
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sterling silver seal peppers, 1882.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 3 months ago
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bf has announced it's 'kiss a dork day' and keeps kissing me in celebration but when i try to kiss HIM he holds me back and says 'no sorry I'M not a dork' and because he's bigger and stronger than me i am gaining no ground in this battle. i'm fuming
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mailmanwonthelottery · 5 months ago
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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 5 months ago
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this guys was in piano man
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Sept. 1937 - Minnesota man at the bar on a Saturday night.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 5 months ago
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based on how the last two episodes have gone flora's gonna end episode 3 like this
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mailmanwonthelottery · 8 months ago
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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 1 year ago
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engaging in self-destructive behaviour by making a red sauce for my pasta without changing out of my white shirt. the danger makes me feel alive
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mailmanwonthelottery · 1 year ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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mailmanwonthelottery · 1 year ago
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Happy March 13th to all those who celebrate
bf has announced it's 'kiss a dork day' and keeps kissing me in celebration but when i try to kiss HIM he holds me back and says 'no sorry I'M not a dork' and because he's bigger and stronger than me i am gaining no ground in this battle. i'm fuming
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mailmanwonthelottery · 1 year ago
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Lethal Company
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A brutalist arcade in New Zealand.
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 years ago
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Liti-gator
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 years ago
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 years ago
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 years ago
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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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mailmanwonthelottery · 2 years ago
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@fuckersupreme
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