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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Cursed Sands” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Israphel in the woods

My buddy Honeydew pacing: the Templars are lying to us

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bro visited his friend

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Happy thank day youre are thank

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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I made that homestuck tag post in 2017, can you guys let me rest? I’m rolling in my grave here lmaooo

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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

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2024 started with Klanye wearing that Nazi black metal t-shirt, now Nicki Minaj is directing people towards Ben Shapiro? What’s next, Lil Wayne joins the Proud Boys? The Young Money extended universe is throwing out major plot twists this decade.

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Have y'all seen this 😭

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Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

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This still blows my mind

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Everything has a "wrapped" now. Spotify, twitch, etsy... Grindr???

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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb

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should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

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Big J from @worthikids​’ Wire is half Vampire 

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I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on