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Shower thoughts for the ask thing! (I can't find the emoji for that sorry XD)

Send my muse an icon

How is it that the Onyalie count their years? By the memory of the Lamps or the Trees, or by the newborn sun? 

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hm. wonder how cranky sauron was when he got ugly and realised it meant he had to put actual effort into corrupting people rather than going with the good old reliable tactic of being a Thot

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Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

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Send my muse an icon, and they will…

🎨 tell you a skill or talent few know of that they have

👻 tell a fear they have

🔆 say one of their dreams/aspirations

🎁 show off something they have

🚿 mention one of their shower thoughts.

🎭 say how they are really feeling

📅 speak of a past experience

🐱 talk about their favorite animal/pet

🌙 tell about one of their recent dreams/nightmares

🍀 regale a time when luck was on their side

👪 speak about their thoughts and feelings about someone they know

🔪 talk about a time when they were hurt physically, mentally, or emotionally

👄 whisper a secret no one else knows

🎓 say one thing they are proud of

😳 say one thing they are ashamed of

👀+ a question of your own!

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me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about

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Cooking Sentence Starters

“Wow! I didn’t know you could cook.” “This tastes amazing!” “Did you follow a recipe?” “Do you need a taste tester?” “Can I have some of that?” “Wait, wait. You made this for me?” “This is really delicious.” “Can I get some of the leftovers? Please?” “Why haven’t you opened your own restaurant?” “Could I get the recipe?” “You’ve got to tell me how to make this!” “Can I get seconds?” “Yeah! More, please!” “I kinda feel bad for eating it. It’s like art!” “Wait, this needs to go on Instagram!” “Oh man. I couldn’t eat another bite!” “My compliments to the chef~” “This is the best meal I’ve ever had!” “These flavors blend perfectly together!” “Mm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!” “I wish I could have your cooking every day.” “This is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!” “Hrm… I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you, but I’m allergic to ____.” “No, it’s fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, that’s all.” “It’s definitely an…interesting texture.” “Oh, I already ate.” “What do you mean? It’s…it’s great! Really!” “I’m sorry, I really can’t eat this…” “It’s inedible, frankly.” “Hey, don’t worry! You’ll do better next time.” “Please follow the recipe next time.” “Yeah, no, baking is not your thing.” “Just stick to using the microwave, okay?” “I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve had…” “Whoa! This is seriously undercooked!” “If I get salmonella from this or something…”

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sentence starters from jonathan coulton’s 2006 album,   thing - a - week 1.          change pronouns as needed.           covers and / or adaptations not included.

❛ i fear nothing anymore. ❜

❛ see you all in hell. ❜

❛ i got my very own workshop in the basement. ❜

❛ if  you need me, i’ll be downstairs. ❜

❛ you can call, but i probably won’t hear you. ❜

❛ you’ll be okay, you’ll be upstairs, with the tv. ❜

❛ you can cry, and i probably won’t hear you. ❜

❛ we haven’t got real friends, and now even the fake ones have stopped calling.❜

❛ i like the starbucks here, that’s better than the other one, ‘cause the other one’s not as good. ❜

❛ when it’s time to go to bed, i’m still awake inside my head. ❜

❛ is bitter there? i’d rather talk to her than disappointed. though she’s not quite as fun as good and mad! ❜

❛ you think the world revolves around you, but it doesn’t, so you sit and spin. ❜

❛ how did that get there? ❜

❛ why does everybody hate me? ❜

❛ we’re all familiar with the tragedy of being you. ❜

❛ it’s hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain. ❜

❛ you’re all alone. ❜

❛ the world’s against you, so you think, or maybe wish it was. at least that way someone would care, but no one does. ❜

❛ i’m not responsible for you.❜

❛ you’ll have to get your blood from somebody else now. ❜

❛ i guess you better get a brand new sucker. ❜

❛ i guess you better get a brand new man. ❜

❛ everybody’s gonna get it wrong sometimes: everybody thought that you were OK. ❜

❛ none of could drive then, so we had to get a ride. ❜

❛ i recognized her face right away. ❜

❛ i was young, and i felt so small. i was no one then, who was i?❜

❛ someone played steve miller, someone set some stuff on fire. ❜

❛ there’s a lot of things i don’t remember now. ❜

❛ ok, guys, everyone ready to sing the song? ❜

❛ we want a song that’s safe to play. ❜

❛ i just want everyone to do their best, you know? ❜

❛ i don’t wanna speak too soon, but, uh, we may have saved christmas! ❜

❛ see you tomorrow at rehearsal? ❜

❛ when i drive car i feel like sexy ❜

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Object Head Commission work for @saurons-shadow

As it’s commission work, please do not use/upload for any other purpose.

**commission page

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the second kinslaying appreciation post

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE WITCHER / 1.03 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“It comes on a full moon to feed.”

“I do not recall the bard singing of this one.”

“Who would dare try and rob you of your treasure.”

“Were you in love?”

“When you live as long as I do, all the names start to sound the same.”

“Were destiny a kinder bitch, a whore like me wouldn’t have to settle for her client’s telltales.”

“A friend of yours came through here last month.”

“Shouldn’t you know when someone’s pretending?”

“I’ll be back with payment in a few days.”

“Anything happens to my horse..”

“You don’t scare me.”

“A half-measure ain’t gonna do it.”

“Your kind already swindled us once.”

“I take payment after the job is done and for a third of the price.”

“An apology from my guild to yours.”

“Revenge will not ease your pain.”

“You know nothing of my pain.”

“You can put down your sword.”

“I’m not here to hurt you.”

“Rumor has it she was having an affair with a young man in town when she died.”

“You let them believe that he fled with their coin.”

“Only one creature I know is that picky an eater.”

“It was a nice touch with the applause.”

“So how many more times do you think we get to do this?”

“You are a first draft of what nature intended.”

“A grey dress assumes importance without bald ambition.”

“We remake ourselves on our terms.”

“Imagine the most powerful woman in the world.”

“You were dispatched to settle a family affair, not to enlist a mutant mercenary for a game of sleuthing.”

“You learn that she was murdered and you didn’t even flinch.”

“I remember hearing stories about witchers when I was a child.”

“Is it true that the mutations that grant you your abilities also erase your emotions?”

“Word is she’s even more stubborn that he is.”

“Perhaps we consider sending someone there with a bit more spine.”

“Let’s not model our wisdom on prejudice and paranoia.”

“There’s not power in puppeting fools.”

“Why help those who won’t listen?”

“Not answering questions is a pillar of your brooding charm.”

“Countless are dead because of your jealousy.”

“I had no way of knowing how the information would be used.”

“A life holding dustpans while you brush off forgotten bones?”

“That’s not destiny, it’s slow suicide.”

“Would it frighten you to know you’re not privy to every one of my thoughts?”

“You are patronizing me.”

“That’s your fetish, not mine.”

“A true man would state his desires.”

“I will not be schooled by a man who pimps the world as some romantic adventure.”

“Victimhood is not your color.”

“Heroism is not your color.”

“No amount of power or beauty will ever make you feel worthy.”

“This isn’t my first time trying to save a princess who others see as a monster.”

“I envy you, to live and never have to fall in love.”

“Tell me how to lift the curse.”

“You’d leave a man to die in such indignity?”

“Your will to live is strong.”

“That’s all life is to you? Monsters and money?”

“You say this is all life is to you, but there is a vortex of fate around all of us, growing with each and every one of our choices drawing our destinies closer.”

“I feel something out there waits for you.”

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send 🧒 for my muse to talk about what they were like as a kid.

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I keep 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯’ myself                           down                                𝘋𝘌𝘌𝘗𝘌𝘙

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Send Me Your Assumptions About My Muse

and I’ll respond with “Correct”, “Nope”, or “Kinda”.