majkat654
majkat654
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be gay do witchcraft
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majkat654 7 hours ago
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made this a transparent gif because im in love
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majkat654 9 hours ago
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majkat654 10 hours ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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majkat654 5 days ago
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majkat654 5 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They鈥檙e everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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majkat654 6 days ago
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Atlantic Puffins. The adult puffins return to the cliffs around 21:00 to bring food back to the nests, and the golden hour light is perfect for photographs.
photos by me. 2025-06-07, Runde, Norway. Our trip was so, so wonderful.
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majkat654 6 days ago
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majkat654 7 days ago
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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majkat654 8 days ago
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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majkat654 8 days ago
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majkat654 9 days ago
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peregrine falcon closeup by harry collins photography | source
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majkat654 9 days ago
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majkat654 9 days ago
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majkat654 9 days ago
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The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it
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majkat654 9 days ago
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Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over
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majkat654 11 days ago
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might start birdwatching or kill myself or something
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majkat654 11 days ago
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fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself
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