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Maturing is realizing "Team Edward or Team Jacob????" is lame and meaningless. Tell me which side character you base your entire peraonality off of.

What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

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Wait a damn minute. Are you like BACK back?!

I guess so. At least I'm gonna try to be. I'm all settled down in my job for the time being. All that's left to do it find the interest to do it.

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Do you do Jasper fanfictions? If so can we request stuff? Plz and thanks <333

Not on this blog. I do have a side blog where I upload fanfics and stuff which you can find HERE. I've been away from writing for awhile so that blog hasn't been touched in quite some time. I haven't written any Twilight-related stuff in YEARS!

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WHERE ARE YOU, QUEEN

Real talk, I just kinda lost interest in Twilight and then my job took me away for quite awhile. But, as with most things in my life, Jasper managed to crawl his way back into my heart and reignited my love for him so I dusted off the ol Tumblr blog and now here I am 😊

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whats ur fave jasper hairstyle and outfit

You're a fool if Jasper's Eclipse hair isn't your favorite 🫵🏻

As for the outfits, again, Eclipse was just *chef's kiss*

I love me a Cowboy Jasper

But, if I HAD to pick something outside of Eclipse, I think Jasper in Breaking Dawn pt 2 was great. I hated that he died, but damn he looked good while doing it.

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post jasper plz

Hi, Anon!

I'm so sorry I've been MIA. Life got in the way. I'm gonna try to be more active now that I've managed to settle into a routine.

I really miss Jasper ❤️

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Don't hate me but

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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do u like jasper

I wish he'd bite into my neck like a Krispy Kreme donut

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JACKSON RATHBONE & ASHLEY GREENE JASPER HALE & ALICE CULLEN | TWILIGHT (2008)

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"Zaddy? What are you doing?"

carlisle turns edward | 1918

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Been out on the road for almost two weeks now. Doing $50 11x14" prints right now for as long as this post is live, almost anything I’ve ever posted anywhere is up for grabs, just email me:

Forrest@forrestmankins.com

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The Forks high kids get together over the Christmas break while back home from college. They trade stories about their adventures, friendships, hook-ups, drunken parties and then Angela quietly asks:

"Has anyone heard from Bella?"

Mike shrugs. Jessica frowns.

"I mean, like, she got married. Into a rich family. She's probably yachting in the Mediterranean and doesn't have time for nobodies like us."

"Bella's not like that," Angela insists.

"Actually, Mom says the Cullens are still in town, coming into the store to buy camping stuff," Mike says. "She hasn't seen Bella but she's talked to Chief Swan a few times and l guess Bella and Edward adopted a kid?"

"WHAT?!" screeches Jessica.

"Mom hasn't seen the kid either and Chief Swan seemed real weird when talking about it, but like I guess she's Edward's biological niece somehow? Mom said she's got strange name too, Resume or something, and Chief Swan was cagey about how old the kid was."

"I knew it! Bella was pregnant at the wedding! This is totally their kid and they're lying about it, that's why Bella's dad's so weird about it and why Bella isn't talking to any of us."

"I'm sure that's not it, Jess," Angela says.

"Yeah, okay," Jessica says with a roll of her eyes.

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Emmett rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?

Charlie: get the FUCK OUT OF MY CAR

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POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class

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I love this man

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan TWILIGHT (2008)