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As someone born in 2005 I also take psychic damage when I see people from my year getting married and expecting children 🧍‍♀️LIKE HOW IS THAT ALLOWED

Me at 17: ohh my god why do people who are barely even 30 start going on about being sooo old when I say I was born in -94, like ugh you don't even look old, nobody would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

Me at 31: [gets fucking blasted with 40 metric fucktons of psychic damage from scrolling tumblr and seeing a post by someone who was born in fucking 2005 and is married with two kids]

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I'm not crashing out I'm fine I SWEAR

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Fiyero: She smiled at me once in the forest and I’ve never recovered.

Glinda: That’s adorable. She held my hand while we cried and changed the course of the future.

Dorothy: Should I… come back to Oz later? Is now not a good time?

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I'm back in the gelphie writing mood so I thought I might share the songs that get me in the mood to write Galinda’s POV for 'interested but distant to your fault'

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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sun & moon

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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

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Non-writers don't understand how much of writing is just googling things like "when was the croissant invented" for worldbuilding reasons and staring off into the distance.

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Don’t give up guys. The birds will sing tomorrow morning too

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Agatha: My relationship with Jen is always either “I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction”, there is no in between.

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I just adore the transition from Rio being so, so soft with Detective Agnes, and then going full feral ex as soon as Agatha returns. It says so much about them without having to say it.

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Call me the pit the way I want her inside me

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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this is how the whole coven looked at agatha after finding out she fucked Death itself

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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This is so wholesome