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A hot mess of cats

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Christmas 2020

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anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021

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holy shit she might actually be dead

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THIS WEEK SIMPLY CANNOT GET ANY BETTER

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hot take: vaccine cards are a stupid size. why don’t they fit in a wallet

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um. cut him in half

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whoever discovered uranium was radioactive and decided we can't have that epic green glassware anymore was a hater

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ngl sometimes have a sight hound is like having this irl living in your home

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“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

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LMFAOO I LOVE HER

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pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at