“YOU FORFEIT ALL RIGHTS TO MY HEART YOU FORFEIT THE PLACE IN OUR BED YOULL SLEEP IN YOUR OFFICE INSTEAD WITH ONLY THE MEMORIES OF WHEN YOU WERE MIIIIIIINE”
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I’m crying right now. His campaign is actually running with this.
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the signs as presidential candidates:
Donald Trump: Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer
Hillary Clinton: Aries, Gemini, Capricorn
Bernie Sanders: Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo
John Kasich: Sagittarius, Libra, Leo
Ted Cruz: Killer
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This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever created.
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the new spiderman looks pretty decent.
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Kaitlin Olson on Danny Devito (x)
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