OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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put in the tags why not OR how you’d cook your science meal
(there are no health risks in eating the meat)
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a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023
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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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⚠️ National Alert
hi
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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hey who left this dirty big omelette here
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brutalist candy cane
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Squishy info! All of these are up on my website!
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