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You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

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Nyanlathotep (Aunty Nyan Nyan) from Sucker for Love: First Date and Sucker for Love: Date to Die For

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easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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You wake up with a hand around your boob, squeezing it like it's a stress toy. You mumble half asleep, hitting the hand and waiting for them to stop. But they only release it enough to slip their hand under your soft shirt. Cold fingers find your nipple, pinching it and pulling until you are whimpering, not knowing if you want to get more or less of it. They don't give you a choice. His fingers play with your nipple until you are begging, your panties so wet you can hear it when you rub your legs together. Another hand finds your soaked center, rubbing your clit in slow circles, dragging your pleasure until you are shivering with an orgasm.

And when you come down from the pleasure, you remember you live alone...

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people will call themselves “monsterfuckers” then prove they will not, in fact, fuck a monster. Like get out of here

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No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

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Size difference >>>

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please do people read smut???? like not fan fic just. sexy scenes??? what do you read? what do you want more of?

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If you reblog this, please tell me why. It's for... personal research ;3

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I haven't seen one of these, in years, and used to love the candy corn and caramel apple ones.

I would do ungodly, carnal, bodacious, gut-wrenching, terrible, awful, sexy, sicknasty, funkadelic, freaky, unspeakable things for the Halloween cans of Jones Soda from the early 2000's.

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The sea emperor leviathan from Subnautica

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