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Stop mooching off your friends. Stop asking them to give you discounts on tattoos, artwork, photoshoots, hair cuts, etc. Don’t ask them to do your nails or DJ at your party for free. Support their dreams and careers! Being friends with someone doesn’t mean you get a pass on paying for their businesses and products. Be a supporter. Be a fan.

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at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

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how do people ride in a silent car like…. don’t you NEED noise, music??? silence is,,,, Too Much, Too Boring, Too ……….. Unsettling… 

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anyone: hey

me: ryden was real

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Brendon Urie: hopefully in ten years we’ll still be all in the band

Ryan Ross: 

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keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

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Anyone else get nervous when they’re going on a rollercoaster they’ve been on before?

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Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

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Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

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hey straight people how’s that going for you?

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*aggressive ukulele* YEAH YEAH YEAH *even MORE AGGRESSIVE UKULELE*

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If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

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This is my masterchef submission video

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i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

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THEYRE ALL FULL

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