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"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao

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Satisfactorio

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

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