If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious
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not insane and perfectly normal about birth mv if u cant tell
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choerry • birth
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artms • birth
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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the next big thing in plastic surgery trends will be making your head 20% bigger they'll call it cartoonization and say looking like a bratz doll heals your inner child who wanted to play with bratz dolls
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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
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I LOVE MY ONE PAIR OF JEANS.. FUCKKKKK!!!!!
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love looping a song. Awwww the songs over…… SIKE!!!!!!!!!!
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came back from the codependent homoerotic friendship wrong
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