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May my hair grow longer and my waist get thinner

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sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻♀️
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no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know
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I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.
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let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
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I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.
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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower
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