malakai-azer

[malakai-azer]

Won’t stop until we have a vid of you oiled up and dancing on a stripper pole

No.

[malakai-azer]

Enough with the bunny allegations.

[malakai-azer]

I’ve done nothing wrong.

[malakai-azer]

[malakai-azer]

I just realized you can never get rid of me because Bing adopted me 😔

SHE WHAT.

[malakai-azer]

I just imagined you, a bunny, in overalls, as a farmer

I’m not a bunny.

[malakai-azer]

Old McMalamaid HAD A FAARRRMMMMMMM

That’s not even my name.

[malakai-azer]

Malamaidbunny sat on a walll

MALAMAIDBUNNY HAD A GREEEEAAT FALL

ALL THE KINGS HORSSSEESSS AND ALL THE KINGSS MENN

COULDN'T PUT MALAMAIDBUNNY TOGETHER AAGGAAIINNNN

This is gruesome.

[malakai-azer]

mira, babes, please be careful with those carrots

they're full of sugar, so should only be given to kai as a treat

-b. anon

kai, please prioritise eating your hay

i want to see you eating it when i'm next there to steal your wife

I’m not eating hay.

[malakai-azer]

Do you hop around giving chocolate eggs to all the good boys and girls on the annual date of the death of Christ?

I’d prefer these asks over whatever the hell you just sent me.

[malakai-azer]

Has your wife ever broached the topic of threesomes?

GO AWAY.

[malakai-azer]

Has your wife ever moaned your brother’s name during sex?

NO????

[malakai-azer]

Stupid slut

👍

[malakai-azer]

Oil up 👅👅👅👅

Not for you.

[malakai-azer]

Get on the stripper pole, malewife, I’ve got some money to get rid of 😉😉😉😉😏😏😏😏👅👅👅👅🫦🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦💦

Absolutely not.

[malakai-azer]

Is a maid salary not enough??

That’s not…

[malakai-azer]

Yes.

VEEEEEEEEEEEERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY interesting information

That you just made up