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I miss this muse so much, but hopping on here to write is a struggle! ; w ;

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Me having strong muse for José but just struggling to get on here. Whyyyyyy!

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It's Zé's birthday!! Show him some birthday love~

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Was José offended by being turned down by such a statuesque being? Or course not, and after knowing Angel for some time, it was expected; but it didn't hurt to try!

So, he gave a tip of his hat instead before taking up residence in the seat besides the other. It was always nice to see a familiar face!

"Meu amigo, believe it or not, I'm simply here for the music. Can't pass up sweet jazz, no? However I must say, the drinks and cigars are a bonus."

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Looking up from his drink to see José offering their hand to him to dance with them. Angel didn’t expected to hear a familiar voice calling to him as soon he enter the night club to grab himself a light drink to indulge himself in.

“Hmph.. not at the moment, Feathers I’m too busy drowning myself in this martini.. what are yous doing here? decided ta’ unwind n’ mingle with folks?.”

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🎷 a jazz bar 

"I wasn't aware I'd be meeting such excellence here."

The sound of smooth jazz filled the bar, already the parrot's body was swaying with the beat. He never could fight the music once it moved him and this was no different. A hand was offered to the arachnid, remaining as gentlemanly as ever. "Care to share a dance~?"

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First Meeting Sentence Starters

Muses meeting for the first time. This could be a random encounter, something awkward, or something to break the ice!

❝Sorry, looks like I went to the wrong house.❞

❝This isn’t the first time they locked me in a room with a stranger.❞

❝I thought you were a celebrity, you’re pretty hot.❞

❝I got these movie tickets, but the person I wanted go with bail on me. Wanna watch it with me?❞

❝Don’t ask me how I got here, but just know you need my help.❞

❝I can’t reach the top shelf. Can you help me?❞

❝Do you work here?❞

❝My name is _______. I’m hired to become your life coach.❞

❝I don’t really care for blind dates, but you impressed me.❞

❝The mailman delivered your package to my place again. Sorry about that.❞

❝Who are you and how do you get into my house?❞

❝I thought that pickup line would work, but it just made things awkward.❞

❝I’m going to be honest I don’t know what I’m doing or where I’m going.❞

❝Trust me. I’m an expert on this.❞

❝Aren’t you in my class?❞

❝Pretend you don’t recognize me.❞

❝Didn’t expect a stranger to help me with my hangover.❞

❝Is this yours? They asked me to return to you.❞

❝Looks like we both got dumped, wanna go drown our sorrows at the bar?❞

❝Who the hell do you think you are?❞

❝Do you even know who I am?❞

❝You look like my first love, I wanted to see if you were them.❞

❝Need some change? I got you covered.❞

❝Can you explain to this police officer I’m not the culprit?❞

❝Thanks for bailing out of that awkward situation.❞

❝I’m not alone and I certainly wasn’t crying about it!❞

❝Hey, do you believe in aliens?❞

❝Sorry, this a bad time. Can we raincheck this?❞

❝Do you need any help?❞

❝How can you be so rude?❞

❝This is random, but do you find me attractive?❞

❝Nice shirt, where did you get it?❞

❝First time? I can tell. You look really nervous.❞

❝Ugh, I can’t believe I missed the bus!❞

❝Sorry, but who are you?❞

[malandro-x]

𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐑𝐏 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

NOTE: Some options are both SAFE and NOT SAFE for work/tumblr. Send me an ask to approach my muse at:

🍻 a local dive bar/pub

🥡 a food truck 

✨  a popular nightclub

🎪  a fairground 

🍸  while they’re sitting alone at a hotel bar 

☕  a 24 hour café 

👠  a strip club 

🎃  a Halloween/costume party 

🎄  a Christmas party

🎇 a New Year’s celebration

🎧 a silent disco 

👻 a haunted house 

🩸 a vampire bar 

⛳ a mini golf course 

🎷 a jazz bar 

🎳 a bowling alley 

🍝 a fancy restaurant 

📓 a college party 

🏒 a sports event 

👗  an old school dance hall

⛸   an ice skating/roller rink 

🎰 a casino 

👾 an arcade 

🏊🏻‍♂️ a pool

👙 a beach party 

🎨 an art museum 

🎱 a pool hall

🎸 a live concert 

🎬 an underground film

🍾 a high class party 

🥩 a BBQ/cookout 

🎂 a birthday party 

🍹 a rooftop party/get together 

💋 a sex club 

🧜🏻‍♂️ a tattoo parlor 

🥊 a fight club 

Alternatively send ___ + reverse for my muse to approach yours.

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🐝  *  ―  𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐘  𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊  𝐔𝐏  𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒.   (  since  i’ve  already  made  some  dirty  pick  up  lines,  let’s  have  a  few  tame,  more  romantic  ones.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  wouldn’t it be the perfect crime if i stole your heart and you stole mine ?  ❜ ❛  i just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.  ❜ ❛  falling for you would be a very short trip.  ❜ ❛  do you have a map ? i’m getting lost in your eyes.  ❜ ❛  i’ll be yours forever. just tell me when to start.  ❜ ❛  if you were a tear drop i would never cry for fear of losing you.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, i don’t know your name. can i just call you mine ?  ❜ ❛  are you as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside ?  ❜ ❛  i think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours.  ❜ ❛  there isn’t a word in the dictionary for how beautiful you look.  ❜ ❛  why would i want to look at the stars when i can look in your eyes ?  ❜ ❛  if beauty were time, you would be forever.  ❜ ❛  when i think of you i smile, and when i smile i think of you. i don’t know if it’s the thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking. all i know is i’m always thinking of you and smiling.  ❜ ❛  my heart forgets to beat the moment i see you.  ❜ ❛  is your dad in jail ? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.  ❜ ❛  you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.  ❜ ❛  i just want you to know that when i picture myself happy, it’s with you.  ❜ ❛  you are my compass. without you i’m lost.  ❜ ❛  the only flaw in your entire body is your lips ― they’re not touching mine.  ❜ ❛  excuse me, i seem to have lost my heart. i think you must have it.  ❜ ❛  you make my life easier with your disarming smiles.  ❜ ❛  perfect will be making you mine forever.  ❜ ❛  i think we are made for each other.  ❜ ❛  you are a walking art exhibit. i could study you for days.  ❜ ❛  i now believe in angels. do you believe in fate ?  ❜ ❛  i’m not a photographer but i can picture me and you together.  ❜ ❛  do you have wi-fi ? because i am really feeling a connection right now.  ❜ ❛  well, here i am. what are your other two wishes ?  ❜ ❛  are you lost ? because heaven’s a long way from here.  ❜ ❛  you spen so much time in my mind, i should charge you rent.  ❜ ❛  if you are a fruit, you would be a fineapple.  ❜ ❛  i am not drunk honey, i’m just intoxicated by you.  ❜ ❛  i am a man of few words. you are beautiful. would you like to go out ?  ❜ ❛  you know you have the most amazing smile ?  ❜ ❛  i was gonna say something really sweet about you but when i saw you i was speechless.  ❜ ❛  you are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.  ❜ ❛  are you a magician ? because whenever i look at you, everyone else disappears.  ❜ ❛  i am not your first love, but i would love to be the last.  ❜ ❛  i was blinded by your beauty, so i’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.  ❜ ❛  i know i don’t have a chance, but i just wanted to hear an angel talk.  ❜

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tested positive for being touch starved

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the way some muses have to get used to being loved. the way some muses haven’t really had the experience before, properly, and they might even know that they deserve it, but it just hasn’t come up, they’ve been busy, they have had to do this on their own for so long and they got to be really, really good at it. the way some muses have to get used, to being loved.

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Literally me everyday at my own job.

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“just checking up on you” means a lot fr

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I'm back from my vacation, got in at 5:17am this morning! So I've been exhausted all day, I probably won't be too active today but tomorrow I'll try doing things.

Also, check out these neat books I picked up during my vacation! I screamed when I found them!

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"I would be honored if you joined me, you were the only thing missing from this perfect night~"

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“I couldn’t sleep, so I thought a late night stroll sounded soothing. It’s the best time to see the stars after all. ”

☆ — ❛     You’re     right.     It’s     great     out     here. A     lot     cooler     than     the     day     too     ! Mind     if     I     join     you     ?      ❜