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◜LOVE BUGS !◞

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◜Hanta Sero◞

He's definitely the first to say it, with zero hesitation... he literally calls you 'Mi Amor' all the time.

But he verbally said "I love you" the first time around three months into the relationship.

The two of you were having a late-night heart-to-heart, letting your deepest fears and thoughts bounce between each other. You gave him this soft kiss on the cheek; he smiled warmly, and his mouth moved faster than his brain.

"I love you, hermosa."

Both of you froze for a second—knowing after those words were said, there was simply no going back—your skin turning a shade that matched Kirishima's hair.

A quiet, honest "I love you too." Came from your lips before he wrapped himself around you.

◜Denki Kaminari◞

You said it first.

Though it was mainly just a frenzied squeak after thinking he was about to die.

Early on in the relationship, too, like three to four weeks in

Jirou had hunted you down to tell you Denki had gotten hurt during the attack, instantly running past her to where she'd told you he was.

Waiting for him to wake up in the infirmary tent felt like honest torture.

Though, when he eventually woke up, he barely had two seconds before you jumped onto his cot, wrapping yourself around him.

He heard you choking out sobs into his chest as one of his arms loosely wrapped around your waist.

"I love you, you idiot. Don't do this shit to me again."

By a miracle, he didn't short-circuit the second those words came from your throat. Just holding you closer as he assured you that he was ok.

He loved you too, just wasn't sure how to put it into words yet, so you both sat there consoling each other.

◜Eijirou Kirishima◞

Manly Mans said it first, when the Baku squad was hanging out, around four months into the relationship.

You and your fellow 1-A classmates were lounging around the common area while Mina and Denki were getting the snacks ready for the movie night

You and Kiri were shoved off into a corner on the couch, quietly planning out a date for the following night.

He just smiled, watching you ramble on about your plans when "I love you" slipped from his lips.

He didn't even realize it at first till you trailed off mid-sentence, wide-eyed, and a few of your friends around had stopped talking, just staring at the two of you.

Cue Kirishima's face turning the same shade as his hair.

You leaned over, quietly whispering, "I love you too, Sharky," before kissing him on the cheek.

Mina squealed, and Bakugo groaned, muttering for you to 'get a damn room.'

◜Shoto Todoroki◞

You said it first—over a year into the relationship, out of worry he hadn't felt the same. Needing some sort of reassurance.

Dating Shoto, you always knew things would need to go slow. It'd taken him an entire month to be comfortable holding your hand in public. But over a year and no "I love you." It wasn't something you were expecting.

You felt like he loved you—and you knew you were his first girlfriend that he chose for himself, not someone Endeavor tried to convince him to be with.

So, you tried your best to be patient. Though after ten months, the insecurity began, and it only grew during the next three months; whenever you heard other people say I love you, when he told your cat he loved it, whenever the word love was heard, your first thought was Shoto

You decided to put some space between you; listen to your elders. "Distance makes the heart grow fonder."

He didn't seem to notice at first, so you wondered if this was the best—not interacting often, but enough that it still felt like a relationship. One that achingly felt like it lacked love.

Finally, you admitted your troubles to Asui, who told you that you needed to just talk to him about it. If he loves you, great. If he doesn't, it'll still be ok.

After working up the courage, you finally knocked on Todoroki's door, waiting for him to let you in.

The two of you sat semi-silently for a few minutes while you thought of what to say.

"Sho, I can't tell if you love me. Like, if you're in love with me, because I'm in love with you."

He blinked once, taking a moment to process what you'd said, before gently cupping your hand in his. "Of course, I love you; we wouldn't be together if I didn't."

In that moment, it was like a weight had been lifted from both of your shoulders as you just squeezed his hand.

◜Katsuki Bakugo ◞

You said it first, mid-argument. Timeline: around three to four months in

You knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. Katsuki was a complete asshole with anger issues

Though no one quite expected him to get into a screaming match with Denki Kaminari, his girlfriend's close friend, one of the only times she left the dorm building.

And when you got home, and were told by Mina and Asui that they had almost physically fought, you went straight to Katsuki to try and figure out what happened

But, of course, he had to be ornery about answering. Simply saying, "I had a reason."

Which led to you yelling that you didn't care if he wanted to be an ass, but that you "wanted to know why the boy I love wanted to scream at my best friend."

He instantly perked up on his bed once you said you loved him, even sputtering out a "You love me?"

Cue a deadpan expression falling on your face as he sighed. "I didn't know you loved me..."

"Katsuki," you groaned, reminding him why you said it in the first place, shaking his head softly as he looked back up at you.

"I overheard him telling Sero, If I hadn't asked you out, the two of you would be together."

Cue cuddling with your boyfriend as it dawns on you both that you openly said you were in love with him.

◜Mina Ashido◞

She was the first to say it, during a sleepover. Timeline: around two and a half months in

She'd snuck into your room around eleven pm. Whispering how she was bored and missed her girlfriend, before moving to lie next to you, cuddling into your side as you turned on a movie to watch

During the commercials, she began kissing the side of your neck, just spouting random facts to start a conversation.

In the middle of a quiet giggle fit, she just made eye contact with you before kissing your forehead, whispering out a barely audible "I love you."

Leaning up to kiss her, you whispered, "I love you too," as your lips broke away from the others.

◜Izuku Midoriya ◞

He attempted to say it first—keyword, attempted. Around only a month in.

You were having a cute study date, which evolved into you lying on his chest, both of you silently scrolling on your phones.

Your finger twitching against his free hand, tracing gently over his scars. Lacing your hand with his, he felt as you pulled it to your mouth, kissing his skin softly.

"I love you" escaped his lips quickly, without a second thought—he was stating a simple fact. Then he froze up. "I mean, I love your lips..."

"I love you too, Izu. Calm down." You assured, not bothering to look away from his hand as you kissed it again

◜Hitoshi Shinsou◞

He said it first. Two months in.

You were going to have a super-secret horror movie night, tangled up on your floor in pillows and blankets.

He pulled you to lie on his chest as he put on an American horror movie, "It," which was about clowns, hoping it'd keep you scared and curled into his side the whole night.

You were perfectly fine. Even leaning against your nightstand, eating popcorn, until the maggot doll came onto the screen, and you instantly shoved your face into his neck, gagging softly as you knocked the wind from him.

"Babe, you know I love you, but never do that again." He strained, rubbing his neck as you jerked back up. "You love me?"

He sighed, nodding. "It's a damn shame the first time it was said was because you tried to kill me." He teased, watching as you got comfortable again

"I love you too, Toshi."

He leaned over, kissing your shoulder. "Good, good. Now, help me pick out a movie that won't result in a bruised neck for either party.'

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what being in a wlw relationship with valeria garza is like...

also titled "why I believe valeria would 100% rather date a woman than a man"

The world is not kind to women in power, be them presidents or the boss of a cartel. Valeria's influence runs far and wide, and any who step foot in Las Almas quickly learn to fear El Sin Nombre. After all, fear is respect in some way, no? And to keep that respect... Valeria must pose a strong front. She didn't get to where she was by batting lashes and pretty smiles — most men would rather gut themselves than bow to a woman, and Valeria knows that very well.

Even when posing as a sicaria, she'd feel some stares. Men who hated the idea of being beneath a woman, of being at the bottom of the hierarchy, but were too big of cowards to bark at her. They were mindless dogs, most of them anyway.

Whilst I believe Valeria is bisexual, I will die on the hill that she prefers women over men.

Why? If she were dating a man, that poor guy would be constantly tested by her. For his strength, his loyalty, his potential ambition... (what's to guarantee her that he does not secretly drool after the title of Sin Nombre for himself?). Not only that, but many under her command are still pretty close-minded and traditional, even if they don't say so outloud (the walls have hears).

Valeria has been in this life for years, working alongside men and women alike. She's lost count of how many times she's seen male soldiers throw down their female equals to get elevated in the ranks.

And I follow up by also believing that Valeria would probably pick a girl who's low profile, someone gentler or shy even, who has no chance at posing a threat to her. A lamb amongst wolves.

But this gentleness is not weakness in you. For others? She believes so, but you're allowed to be weak with (and for) her. In fact, Valeria thrives in your gentleness and softness. She's the type to bring her girlfriend to some meetings and have you sit by her side or on her lap, all pretty and doe-looking, while Valeria rests a hand on your thigh or tugs a strand of hair behind your ear.

She delights in watching her men squirm in place, but they know best than to question their boss.

Being a woman in a relationship with Valeria will also feature some soft, rare moments where you'll almost believe that you're both a normal couple. Valeria's the type to go through outfits with you and even offer some commentary while you (or her) paint your nails — and finding out how surprisingly good Valeria is with painting your nails or helping with makeup.

Valeria is 100% the type to put on some "new" lipstick and kiss your neck, leaving it marked, under the pretence of "seeing how good it actually is". You know she only did it to leave a visible mark on you.

There is security everywhere you go, and you are not allowed to go alone anywhere. A relationship with Valeria is like being inside a cage, but a gilded one, and your wings are clipped, so you might not wander far.

It's not healthy, by any means. At this point, you've seen too much and heard too much (and never once think it was "by accident", you've seen what she allowed you to see) and even if you tried to leave? To flee? You wouldn't make it within eyesight of the gates... And Valeria has made it clear she doesn't want to bury you.

Don't worry, this gilded cage she put you in (figuratively speaking, of course...) has everything you want. A spoiled girlfriend, you are, but only after you swear your loyalty to her and maybe if you behave well enough and follow her orders...

You'd be allowed to continue with your hobbies, be them arts or sports or even baking, and believe me when I say that more often than not you'd end up being jumpscared by Valeria, watching you from the doorway, and then teased by her.

Previously said, a relationship with Valeria is not healthy. It's heavily controlling, and the power imbalance is big between you two, but Valeria makes the control look almost safe — after all, no one can take better care of you than she does, no?

Anyhow... With all this said... I shall die on the hill that Valeria prefers a girlfriend over a man. Had she taken a male partner, most would look at them and wonder; is he her equal? Her second? But with a woman, one whom I'd believe would probably be a civilian or too low profile and unaware of the Big Bad World out there, there'd be no wonder.

You'd be the pretty girlfriend who sits on El Sin Nombre's lap, a little bird with clipped wings, but you're hers. You're no threat to her. You'd never be (but if you ever were... Well, F for you)... And everyone knows better than to raise their tongues at your presence. They'd be dead before sunrise.

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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

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Sea Glass & Sea Marbles by seaglass_takechan on Instagram

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Princess treatment only - MultiMuse x Fem!Reader

Pairing: Multimuse x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Not many, some mentions of killing, but nothing graphic. Kind of fluffy

Type: HC’s

Request: N/A

Word Count: N/A

Prompt: Some HC’s as to how the muses would give the reader the princess treatment.

Notes: I don’t know where I was going with this, but this is mainly fluff, maybe sometime I’ll spice it up. I just had to get my writing juice brewing. Not proofread at all just go.

Jason Voorhees: Honestly, would treat you like a princess regardless. Will pick flowers for you when he’s outside. Always lets you borrow his flannels. Always walks in front of you to make sure there’s no danger, but looks back constantly to make sure there’s no danger behind you?? lmao. You won’t ever have to lift a finger when you’re with him. Literally at your beck and call. Will try his best not to kill in front of you, but sometimes it just ?? happens lol. Tries to be soft when touching you because you’re literally the most perfect thing that has ever crossed his path.

Michael Myers: Is your literal bodyguard. Will follow you anywhere and everywhere, you might as well call him your shadow. Lets you hug him and climb onto his lap whenever. Won’t hug you back yet, working on it. Nobody comes near you, no exceptions. Sorry. Stares at you most of the time. Can’t say it, but you’re literally flawless to him. Will use his body as a shield for you. Would kill anything for you. Eventually learns to put his palm against your cheek and that’s his second greatest accomplishment, the first being bagging you, literally and figuratively.

Tiffany Valentine: You won’t ever have to worry about a thing when you’re with her. Always gets her hands dirty for you. Lots of cheek and neck kisses. Praises your looks all the time. She will always brag about you whether it’s what you do, how you look, anything and everything. She would always make sure you have the latest clothes. She’d make sure you always had your staple make up pieces available. When it comes to killing, she’d get creative, that way you guys will never have literal blood on your hands, especially you, never you.

Billy Loomis: Lots of nicknames. Kinda only has a soft spot for you. Can never ever tell you no and stick to it. Won’t hesitate to kill anyone who makes fun of him for this. Drives you everywhere. Ties your shoes. Always makes time for you. Will help you pick out your outfits and tell you which one he likes and which one he doesn’t. Will wear the bracelets you make him. Anything in his closet is yours, help yourself. Always touching you, holding your hand, holding your waist, you’ve infatuated him enough to have him carelessly cover you in soft kisses, laying his head on your shoulder. Kinda creative with dates tbh.

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Especially while cooking

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack