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@ritmo-soleado

how is guitar like the most popular instrument the neck is so looong how do you move your hand so fast. and dont say effort over time because i only have 2 seconds left on this earth before the

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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you don't have to ask on anon. i'm just holding a gun to your head if you don't. that's all.

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@malewife-aura asked:

man why doesn't anyone ask on anon. its like they dont even listen to you :/

man iunnooooooo

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@seasirenfatale asked:

find it really amusing that your cookbook tag only has one serious recipe and its for brownies. i feel like youd have your own brownie recipe by now considering theyre one of the most commonly baked things

i do have one but i love telling other people that they're recipes aren't as good as mine. thanks for mentioning it btw i need to go make those.

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@seasirenfatale asked:

hey did my ask about the brownies go through btw. tumblr didnt tell me anything after i sent it

no

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coworkers are like a different type of creature completely honestly. especially if youve had the same set of them for thousands of years

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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

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@giirlanachronism

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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HEY CAN I PAY YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBOR TO FUCK

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sure

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You have to earn my name.

bitch.

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throw darts all you want you've still pinned up my picture on your wall

I've been informed you're under the assumption I have been sending you "asks." I have not. I have better things to do than harass my neighbor on Tumblr.

Evidently, if I were to send you messages, I wouldn't do it anonymously.

— @giirlanachronism

can't your dumbass read i only accept anon asks. i'm gonna kill you for this.

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you say you don't care enough to send me an ask and yet you both sent me an ask and reblogged my response.

curious.

I've been informed you're under the assumption I have been sending you "asks." I have not. I have better things to do than harass my neighbor on Tumblr.

Evidently, if I were to send you messages, I wouldn't do it anonymously.

— @giirlanachronism

can't your dumbass read i only accept anon asks. i'm gonna kill you for this.

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I am at the city hall, if you'd like to meet. I have estrogen at the ready for you.

not even gonna tell me your name first? what else am i suppose to moan.

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I've been informed you're under the assumption I have been sending you "asks." I have not. I have better things to do than harass my neighbor on Tumblr.

Evidently, if I were to send you messages, I wouldn't do it anonymously.

— @giirlanachronism

can't your dumbass read i only accept anon asks. i'm gonna kill you for this.