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As I’ve started going to the gym I’m noticing that people hating on Planet Fitness is fully just a classism thing because wdym u want me to spend $80 a month on a fucking room with weights in it absolutely not

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Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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all my enemies become anemones in my coral reef of success

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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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Gooodd…GOD. No Hard Feelings by the Avett Brothers SUUUCHHHH Goooooddd music ughhhhskdjksjdkdjdd bark bark bark ‼️🚨📢

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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A speech balloon was found deep in the wilderness hundreds of miles from the nearest human settlement bobbing half deflated with its tail tangled in the branches of a douglas-fir. There were also micro plastics that had been there already for like a hundred years

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if you don't fw cherry tomatoes unfollow

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and i was so young when i behaved 25 yet now i find i have grown into a tall child

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But I’m a Cheerleader (1999) | dir. Jamie Babbit

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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the world is heartbreaking every day and the world is beautiful every day and we have to pay attention to both