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Christians hate when a gay man goes "fuck it, I'll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad" because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can't scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.

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Oh oh oh here it COME—

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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

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Costume appreciation series: Outfits in Clueless (1995)  dir  Amy Heckerling

Costume Design by Mona May

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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

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I think the best moment in all of television in the last decade was viola davis in how to get away with murder taking all her makeup and her wig off, turning around, facing her husband, and going “why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

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RINA SAWAYAMA photographed by Annie Lai for Kinfolk Magazine issue 38.

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RINA SAWAYAMA photographed by Annie Lai for Kinfolk Magazine issue 38.

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#baby yoda + his fave toy

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how a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they’re going to be in your life.

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Netflix: pwese stop shawing your passwowds becawse it’s making us wose a biwwion dowwars ;u; pwease ignowe ouw existing hundweds of biwwions of dowwars of pwofits because we alweady haf dat money so it doesnt count ;u;

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generational discourse ("boomers vs millennials" as opposed to like actual class analysis) is dumb and wrong but replying to 50-year-old Rob BlessOurTroops Smith's facebook rant about how immigrants are ruining our country with "okay boomer" is still really funny and satisfying

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The Life and Times of… Alexis Rose

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Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

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Blake Jenner as “Sean Donovan” in What/If (1x01)

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What people call “adulting” these days — chores, errands, personal finance, bureaucracy & taxes — is hard for a lot of people, and we’re all vaguely embarrassed about it. We feel like it should be trivial. We rely heavily on technology that makes it easier, and wonder how past generations managed.

For some things, I think it genuinely used to be easier. Back when corporate employment was more paternalistic, the company did a lot of the “adulting” for you. Planning a vacation? You didn’t have Travelocity, but the company did have a travel agent.

Notice how a lot of “adulting” has to be done during working hours? When you’re kind of stealing time from work to do it? How are you *supposed* to do it? I think the answer is “that’s your wife’s job.”

But isn’t this kind of hard for your wife too? Like, it’s hard to go to the bank if you’re dragging a couple of screaming kids, right?

First of all, this only works if the kids are in school most of the day. Second of all, it used to be a lot more normal to have *servants*. Third of all, you can squeeze more work out of people if they feel they *must*, and sexism is great at that.

The 20th century system was never set up to allow a person to work full time *and* do all the chores necessary for a decent life on his/her own. Weird “millennial” ways of filling in the gaps — roommates, software apps, cleaning/laundry services, company perks — are substitutes for old solutions like non-wage-employed family members, servants, government services, and company perks. Sometimes better solutions, sometimes worse, sometimes exactly the same thing under a different name. But the fact that “adulting” is time-consuming and sometimes difficult isn’t a result of some inherent moral turpitude in Millennials. Chores have *always* taken time.