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Especially after the year we had, spring and the notion of renewal it always brings along is very much needed, I think. And oh! That – I’d like that, I think. I just think puns are really nifty.
Not to mention, it’s time to hit the fuckin’ beach, dude. Well-- find a beach, find a beach night party, and then hit it. You’re...yeah, you’re one of a kind, my dude.
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Ainsley: I'm- I'm-
UNSENT: R-really? This- I have to be dreaming? How could you forgive me so easily?
Ainsley: Of course! Affection and attention is certainly something I'm more than willing to provide you with. That I'm honored to provide you with.
Ainsley: I think it will just take me some time. I'm not always the best with... well... people. But you're different, Malia.
Ainsley: Even if it doesn't seem like anything to you, it means the world to me.
Malia: y'know i really, really like you, right?
Malia: it means i'm kinda ride or die. i don't think there's anythin' you can do to get rid of me
Malia: you're stuck :P
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Lex: Mm.
Lex: No, not a liar. Just that you're not as careful as you think you are.
MALIA: what's the mm for?
MALIA: D: you're rude
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sms / malia & rachel
Rachel: That's very good to know ❤
Rachel: Maybe I don't. Maybe you should tell me more about it.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I have to say I wasn't expecting that. That's... scary.
Malia: aw, c'mon, i give you all my secrets and i get nothin'? not fair~
Malia: umm yeah, i dunno how to like..help, really? but i wanna do somethin'. i really care 'bout her.
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HARPER: Hmm, what do you want?
HARPER: You know, too much fucking around, or something
HARPER: They're reorganizing the precinct and I guess I'm- idk- they're starting over, and they're tryna see where to put me
HARPER: Whether to keep me on or demote me or something
HARPER: Idk it's all really up in the air atm
MALIA: what do you think?
MALIA: :/ but you're good at what you do, right? like, even if you're like..kind of a mess a lot of the time, you're still good, so why would they try to demote you or get rid of you?
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Ainsley: I'm- things are difficult, but I'm at least- I don't want to ruin things anymore than I have, if that makes sense?
Ainsley: You deserve it. And I think- for as much as you might believe you should grovel- that you're not giving yourself nearly enough credit, Malia. Brat behavior or not.
UNSENT: DSAKFjsdal A whole lot? Really? If this is a dream, I hope I don't wake up...
Ainsley: I-
Ainsley: I simply made a logical assumption. I- I don't want you to feel obligated about anything with me.
Ainsley: You're just- you're a very special woman, and I want to prove how- that I can do better. Be better. Especially with how I treat you.
Malia: you didn't ruin anythin'
Malia: we're focusin' on what's goin' on with you right now, miss. we really don't gotta talk 'bout the credit i may or may not give myself.
Malia: i think you treat me just fine-- i don't--
Malia: how can i reassure you we're okay? what do i gotta do?
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BOBBI: You bet you’re perky little ass we are babe.
MALIA: i got 7 shots lined up for ya already
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BOBBI: Yeah.
[...]
BOBBI: Can you wait longer than 2.5 seconds, I’m coming.
MALIA: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 are we 'bout to relive your college days for a night?
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BOBBI: Nah I was just curious bc he told me one thing, and someone else said another but we sorted it out, no worries my guy.
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BOBBI: Hey can you let me know when you’re going to the blacklight district next?
MALIA: are you sure?
MALIA: uhhhhhh you mean, in like, 2.5 seconds? i'm pregamin' right now at my place.
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HARPER: Smh you're lucky you're cute
HARPER: Idk, things are just getting...
HARPER: I'm-
HARPER: They put me on probation
MALIA: hmmm what do i get for bein' cute?
MALIA: that's dumb. :c why'd they do that?
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LEX: Oh. I.. banged into the sunset?
LEX: You're not, but I'll leave it.
MALIA: yeah! i said what i said! banked into the sunset :D
MALIA: ... on that note, i take back the :D and replace it with a loud D: you callin' me a liar?
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AINSLEY: Of course. It's- I should have told you from the start. I'm just so- so /embarrassed/.
AINSLEY: You mean so much to me, Malia, and I'm sorry I took you for granted like that.
AINSLEY: Far from it. You're stunningly beautiful and such a good submissive. Of all my regrets, throwing away my chance with you is definitely one of the most significant.
MALIA: no, no, it's okay, you're tellin' me now and that's what matters, y'know? you're okay, i promise.
MALIA: it's weird havin' other people apologize to me. usually i'm the one groveling after major brat behavior :/ i mega promise you're okay. and for the record, you mean a lot to me too. like a whole lot.
MALIA: ..
MALIA: who said anythin' about throwing away your chance with me? i'm right here, miss.
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HARPER: Um, I'm always super, super nice to you, babe. Soooo 👀👀
HARPER: Damn, bitch, if that was your way of figuring out if ppl would come to your funeral, I hope you're happy
HARPER: Me? Yeah of course. I'm always okay
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HARPER: Things are just a bit rough at the station, but it'll pass like everything else
MALIA: 🥰🥰
MALIA: what happened at the station?
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HARPER: Ngl, I kinda prefer those to #911 sos
HARPER: Issaight bae. You're okay though ??
MALIA: maybe if you're super, super nice to me, i'll slie you one. :P
MALIA: but yeah, 'course i am!
MALIA: are you okay?
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BOBBI: I can’t think of what else it might be and I gotta chill so like yeah.
BOBBI: Yeah man I promise!
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BOBBI: also hypothetically speaking would classify making dinner as a chore or nah?
MALIA: dude, i classify anythin' that ain't fuckin' and gettin' lit as a chore. why do you ask?
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MALIA: is julian playin' games over there? he knows damn well we don't cook in this household
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LEX: You're fine, dear. Is he okay? Are you?
MALIA: he's alive n' kickin' 😃 maybe not punchin'
MALIA: okokok enough jokin'-- yeah, he's okay! he had to have surgery and now he's home restin' or gettin' banged into the sunset, pretty sure
MALIA: and 'course i'm okay! i'm always okay~
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